What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.

[Claymorez]

Perfect ability to lie with no 'tell' and genius intellect.

 

[Deadpewl]

Electronics tend to screw up around me. It worries me a bit because my grandma got to a point where she cant wear a watch without the battery dying every few days. It would suck if I got that bad, since Im around computers so much.
Also I can sleep anywhere unless Im standing up. And Im trying to figure out a way to do that.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I can't explain this very well, but I'll think of something and then someone or something will say the exact same thing (no, not like watching so many shows or reading books of the same genre and knowing how it's going to end, but like everything is just a dream and I'm the dreamer, and that the dream is starting to crumble away)

 

[Deleted]

The power to repel girls.

 

[The Warden]

I have what seems to be a head that does not feel pain.
For example, the other day I walked headfirst into a truck when I wasn't looking, and the only reaction from me was "Huh?".

 

[Blanks]

My Charisma, My damn good immune system, and the fact that I heal faster than others

 

[Slayer_2]

I have a very strong sense of smell, and my hearing is better then average.

 

[A random person]

Probably high endurance at the cost of speed; pretty much anyone can sprint faster than me, but I have the ability to somehow keep running when others have to walk or stop. Of course, even then they still beat me, so it's not the most useful power.

 

[hannan4mitch]

The ability to look badass WELL in a black trenchcoat. (Note: When I mean trenchcoat, I mean Gangster/Mafia trenchcoat, not Neo/Matrix Trenchcoat.)

 

[DuncanTTA]

Closest thing to super powers? Peh! Who needs that? I have REAL superpowers.

Being serious, it's probably my ability to make people SUPER angry at me with on sentence even if they were really really happy with me before I said it

 

[Fellwarden]

-snip-
...and I'm really sneaky. Several people have told me I almost gave them a heartattack when I finally said something after standing right behind them for a while.

Damn you for that one, damn you!

I don't think I've got any superpowers at all..

OH WAIT! The fantastic power to annoy people to the verge of suicide.
I think that's all though

Indeed, that power is incredible. It's quite astonishing how annoying you can be at times You also have the amazing ability to degenerate anyone's sense of humor to a really bad level.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

-snip-
...and I'm really sneaky. Several people have told me I almost gave them a heartattack when I finally said something after standing right behind them for a while.

Damn you for that one, damn you!

I don't think I've got any superpowers at all..

OH WAIT! The fantastic power to annoy people to the verge of suicide.
I think that's all though

Indeed, that power is incredible. It's quite astonishing how annoying you can be at times You also have the amazing ability to degenerate anyone's sense of humor to a really bad level.

I love that ability to be honest, then I don't have to act like I've got a good sense of humor.

 

[thefire]

i can come up with increadibly witty responces about an hour after i need them

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

i have the ability to destroy every computer that i come in contact with

 

[ultimateownage]

The ability to simplify double brackets. (You probably won't get it, It's a joke with my maths teacher. Lets just say it involves pincers, crab man and pinchy boy.)