What is the coolest way to die?
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I was going to say this, but he beat me to it.Redingold said:
Damn you fairly obscure references.
Flying an F22 Raptor into the Eifel Tower while having Coca Cola injected into my bloodstream, all in order to destroy an evil alien overlord and save Earth.
I'd like to die in a sword fight with 3 despotic third-world dictators while simultaneously fucking a 20-year-old bisexual supermodel/pop star and her semi-famous (equally gorgeous) girlfriend. All of this would take place in a specially made arena/tomb/spaceship, which would launch into orbit upon my death and become a monument to my awesomeness.
fire myself out of a catapult a metal gear rex while playing free bird on a electick guitar and exploding into a fire-y ball of coca-cola quantum...
...then being revived into a gundam
...then being revived into a gundam
Dying from the Universes ultimate entropic fate, heat death, which is to say living for a really really long time.
From a philosophically holier-than-thou point of view, shouldn't you be thinking of the best way to live instead of the best way to die?
From a less Douche-tacular point of view than acknowledges what this topic is, I would have three options.
1. Wrestling a shark and only losing because you decided to give him a fair chance by wearing a blindfold, tying an arm behind your back and letting all of his shark buddies join in.
2. Endure a dozen or so small explosions before getting punched in the face with a Grenade Launcher (Quoted from my favourite LPer, meh...)
3. Cackling Maniacally. Whatever the situation, whether it's as bullets riddle your body, as your creation awakens and proceeds to murder you though you brought it life with electricity, or quietly in a hospital bed surrounded by loved ones. However you go, make sure it's Cackling Maniacally.
From a less Douche-tacular point of view than acknowledges what this topic is, I would have three options.
1. Wrestling a shark and only losing because you decided to give him a fair chance by wearing a blindfold, tying an arm behind your back and letting all of his shark buddies join in.
2. Endure a dozen or so small explosions before getting punched in the face with a Grenade Launcher (Quoted from my favourite LPer, meh...)
3. Cackling Maniacally. Whatever the situation, whether it's as bullets riddle your body, as your creation awakens and proceeds to murder you though you brought it life with electricity, or quietly in a hospital bed surrounded by loved ones. However you go, make sure it's Cackling Maniacally.
Coolest? ...like in freezing to death?
I dunno from coolest, but I've always figured if I discovered I was going to go from some wasting away illness, some incurable inoperable cancer or plague, I'd rather be strapped to my weight in dynamite and launched out of a catapult over a very busy Times Square.
Out with a bang, indeed.
I dunno from coolest, but I've always figured if I discovered I was going to go from some wasting away illness, some incurable inoperable cancer or plague, I'd rather be strapped to my weight in dynamite and launched out of a catapult over a very busy Times Square.
Out with a bang, indeed.
Standing atop a volcano with a guitar in hand and playing a solo so furious that it erupts beneath your feet.
To die by saving somebody else, will obviously get you remembered by their friends and family.
Go down like Jorge, in a slip-space drive explosion that takes out a Covenent ship, (supposedly) saving the lives of everyone on the planet.
Go down like Jorge, in a slip-space drive explosion that takes out a Covenent ship, (supposedly) saving the lives of everyone on the planet.
Me in my fifties, my 18-year-old high school senior daughter brings over one of her friends. I fuck the friend and right as I'm reaching orgasm I suffer a massive heart attack and drop dead, but not before firing the Last Shot into the girl.
She gets pregnant. Of course she's so traumatized by what happened that she keeps the baby, giving that kid one hell of a story about the grandfather he never knew.
Beat that.[/quote]
I think I read before about a couple who both had sexual intercourse and died shortly after ejaculating. Completely mental.
She gets pregnant. Of course she's so traumatized by what happened that she keeps the baby, giving that kid one hell of a story about the grandfather he never knew.
Beat that.[/quote]
I think I read before about a couple who both had sexual intercourse and died shortly after ejaculating. Completely mental.