What is the hardest country to invade?

Da Orky Man

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most people seem to pick either the US or Russia. I'm inclined to say Russia, since it's much larger, and has weather that can defeat armies.
 

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Carbonyl said:
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Poland, obviously.
I am Polish and I take offense... oh hell, I cannot say it with a straight face. Your implication is completely true.
I still find it silly how people mock Poland's military history. If you look at cases where Poland faced just a single opponent, it fared well. It's when it gets clusterfucked by multiple nations that Poland can't hold its own.
 

Jfswift

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Costliest invasion: Russia.
Bloodiest invasion: Ireland.
Longest Invasion: China.
Most difficult invasion: America.
 

Ben Simon

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If everyone has unlimited resources, than isn't any sort of war pointless? You can never win against something that can't lose.
 

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I can't believe no one's said this yet...

Israel.

Their military has been proven in multiple combats (see: 6 Days War, Battle of Golan Heights)
Military service is MANDATORY for ever man and women who is a citizen.
Their main battle tank includes a mortar AND space for a squad of infantry.
They still have World War Two-era equipment stored and in working condition, ready for 2nd or 3rd line use.

You don't piss off the Jews. EVER.

Honorable Mention: Russia, China, USA, for everyone's previously stated reasons.
 

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Russia, just speaking from history.

I'm going to add China and the USA to that list due to resources, power and size

Also, the dear old UK because, despite a technicality that I myself have argued over with someone before, we haven't been invaded in almost 1000 years despite many, many attempts.
 

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Ben Simon said:
If everyone has unlimited resources, than isn't any sort of war pointless? You can never win against something that can't lose.
Its not about winning its about putting up the best fight.

SteelPanther said:
I can't believe no one's said this yet...

Israel.
Israel is tough but its a little too easy to cut in half for it to stand up to a force as overwhelming as described in the OP. It can stand up to the armies of its neighbors and smash them because it is superior enough to do so but to fight an army equipped with tanks more along the lines of a western European tank they better have one hell of a defensive position. And honestly with the numbers described they would fold pretty fast. They would put up a good fight but they are outclassed.
 

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uzo said:
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Aussies have this silly image of themselves as rugged, manly types. If an army invaded, the majority of us would accept the surrender just as the French did. We simply aren't prepared, mentally or para-militarily.
The ordinary citizens won't have to do anything, the logistics problem alone (mentioned above) would be enough.

Hmm .. what exactly are they trying to do? Squat on every square kilometre? Don't be ridiculous. Everywhere in Australia worth attacking is centrally located. If the enemy wanted to conquer downtown Burke they're more than welcome to, but they won't. Because most of Australia is tactically useless to an invader, and wouldn't support a guerilla force either. Sure, large chunks are agriculturally and industrially useful, but last I checked farms and mines don't have standing armies.

An enemy would just sail straight into Sydney harbour and Melbourne simultaneously, and then march from both sides to Canberra. The infrastructure of Australia is set up such that those 'logistics' issues are minimised already. It's a 3hr drive to Canberra from Sydney (the 'logistical nightmare' you're talking about isn't needed when you can walk it in a few days) You could knock out most resistance within an *afternoon*, and essentially pacify the vast majority of the population within 1 week. C'mon mate, almost 40% of the population live in the immediate vicinity of Sydney and Melbourne.

The places Australian troops would excel (the Great Dividing Range, and the Outback) are not gonna be targets. Sydney, Melbourne, Canberra, and then Brisbane as a mop-up operation. Done. Down Under under the thumb.
Well Australia has one of the most urbanised populations in the world at 89%.

The only countries with higher urban population are city-states like Singapore that shouldn't really count.

Australia is easy for an army to traverse, with consistent weather and flat terrain. The only slight problem is fuel and water but more than worth it considering Australia's mineral and industrial booty well worth seizing in a total war.

The cities would be taken but the ANZAC armies (they work together on almost everything) would give the run around for a while but ultimately they are just too small compared to a belligerent like China. The country would have been invaded for all intents and purposes, just an ongoing resistance to occupation. I also wonder if the cities were taken how long would it be before the civilian government orders the army to surrender.
 

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Canid117 said:
Ben Simon said:
If everyone has unlimited resources, than isn't any sort of war pointless? You can never win against something that can't lose.
Its not about winning its about putting up the best fight.
Because wars are fought for bragging rights not silly things like resources.
 

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I would say US only for the sake of most of our border states tend to be Drug and Gun crazy.

Texas, for example.
 

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Flig said:
If you've ever played a certain flash game you know this to be Madagascar...
God damn Pandemic. I spent hours trying to conquer Madagascar.

In a seriousness,

Costliest: USA. Best weapons and all that.
Bloodiest: China. Too many people.
Longest: Russia. As others have said, they have geography going for them.
Hardest: USA. Best military = Hardest battles.

If capturing a country's capital counts as taking it over, then I would change the USA as the hardest. You only have to go a bit up the Chesapeake Bay to get to DC.
 
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bibblles said:
Gonna have to say United States. Not because of any reason anyone here's listed like Geography or Costliness or gun toting idiots or even the number of lives it would take to land successfully on our shores... no the problem is a very unique one. Our Navy.

The US Navy is larger than the combined navies of the next 16 nations of consequence. This means that anyone trying to come across the oceans is going to have to get passed a terrifying amount of naval fire power.

So frankly I don't think anyone can really get close enough to invade.
this is actually a very good point, not to mention the fact that among our navy, we have such advanced weaponry to the point where even if things were to get by our navy, our navy still has the power to fire accurately within 50 meters of its target at a max range of 190 km (yes that's right)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Range_Land-Attack_Projectile


so good luck getting past our first defenses, THEN covering your own asses if you even manage to get through, let alone for the other tons of reasons given why you would literally be fighting for every inch of the country.

(wtf..my captcha was upside down?)
 

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RoBi3.0 said:
Canid117 said:
Ben Simon said:
If everyone has unlimited resources, than isn't any sort of war pointless? You can never win against something that can't lose.
Its not about winning its about putting up the best fight.
Because wars are fought for bragging rights not silly things like resources.
This is a hypothetical situation. The reasons behind the "war" dont matter.
 

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AssassinFisH said:
Sorry to say this American patriots, but China could come and take your country with relative ease. World War 3 is almost guaranteed to involve China as an aggressor. China has over 600million people, ready to take on the fight compared to USA's 140million. They could also choke the USA military's spending capailities by stopping to lend them ridiulous amounts of money.
As stated above WW3 can't really happen because of nukes, or at least if it does happen then nobody wins.

But if we want to assume a war between China and the US, using conventional weapons, then the US immediately loses its financial handicap because under a total war policy they can erase their debts to China and turn all their resources back to production and manufacturing.

And China's population and army size help them defend but, amusingly enough, not invade. How do you get 600 million people across the Pacific Ocean? you just don't: certainly not when the largest navy in the world is trying to stop you.
 

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Cloudedskate said:
If taking over a country counts as capturing its capital city, then I would change the USA as the hardest. You only have to go a bit up the Chesapeake Bay to get to DC.
Which is why I'm glad to have military armories and nuke silos scattered throughout the mid-West. Plus private ownership of guns.



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