What is the perfect topic?

[scotth266]

One you don't make to get responses, one you make because your actually curious what people have to say.

Exactly. I've made only three threads (non-review section ones), and had one complete flop, one decent attempt, and one massive success. I think a lot of it just depends on how enthused and responsive the OP is in continuing the discussion.

 

[danosaurus]

One that isn't useless, i.e not this.

Served.

 

[Flying-Emu]

The best threads are ones where some guy is getting the absolute shit ripped out of 'im because he holds such terrible opinions on something.

The worst threads are the ones where the shit-ripped guy is actually holding a valid point yet getting senselessly flamed by numerous haters.

 

[Rand-m]

This one seems to be doing pretty well.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Sex.

Seriously, that will hold people's attention much more than anything else. It's habitual.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Anyway, the perfect topic is, of course, myself.
Particularly detailing my many awesome qualities.

Name 5, that dont include violence.

Ego, arrogance, deceitfulness, ruthlessness, ego.

I counted ego twice because I <3 ego.

Sex.

Seriously, that will hold people's attention much more than anything else. It's habitual.

God, no more sex threads, please.
I am tired of being the only one arguing against it.

More sex threads? We haven't had nearly enough.

Wait, you argue...against sex? As in, sex is bad? I'd like to hear that argument.

 

[Ace of Spades]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Theres just so much room for debate..

I counted once when I was a kid, and it took me exactly 453 licks.

Was that to remove all traces of lolipop, or to merely touch your tongue to chocolate?

I expected someone would ask that. It was to touch my tongue to chocolate.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Something that doesn't get any "Use the Search button" responses.
Or something like "Pirates vs. Ninjas" or "Monkeys vs. Zombies" or "Chuck Norris vs. a pack of chickens from Legend of Zelda".
Or just something that tells me something I didn't know.

 

[ad5x5]

Something that doesn't get any "Use the Search button" responses.
Or something like "Pirates vs. Ninjas" or "Monkeys vs. Zombies" or "Chuck Norris vs. a pack of chickens from Legend of Zelda".
Or just something that tells me something I didn't know.

In New York City there are 6,374.6 miles of streets.

from www.randomfacts.org


-A

 

[ElephantGuts]

More sex threads? We haven't had nearly enough.

Wait, you argue...against sex? As in, sex is bad? I'd like to hear that argument.

Not quite.
I argue that sex is both pointless and an activity I have never/will never have interest in.
I am the only one who feels this way.

When you say pointless, do you mean that including or excluding the fact that it is the only means by which the human race can be continued? (I know the way I phrased that it might sound really obnoxious/mean but I meant it much more genuinely)

Besides the reproduction aspect, it's just fun. A lot of fun. What makes it more pointless than other types of entertainment like playing videogames or watching TV?

And since you're apparently so eager to refuse sex, if you get any good offers go ahead and pass them along to me. I'm more than happy to accept. I guess I'd need a plane ticket though...

Worth it.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Uhhh....something that sparks interest, debate, and conversation between people.

QTF

 

[Scolar Visari]

More sex threads? We haven't had nearly enough.

Wait, you argue...against sex? As in, sex is bad? I'd like to hear that argument.

Not quite.
I argue that sex is both pointless and an activity I have never/will never have interest in.
I am the only one who feels this way.

Oh come now Maxy. Didn't you say that you have a ton of friends, who just happen to be girls. Don't tell me that you don't feel a little something for one of them. Or maybe one of them might have a crush on you?

 

[Scolar Visari]

When you say pointless, do you mean that including or excluding the fact that it is the only means by which the human race can be continued? (I know the way I phrased that it might sound really obnoxious/mean but I meant it much more genuinely)

Besides the reproduction aspect, it's just fun. A lot of fun. What makes it more pointless than other types of entertainment like playing videogames or watching TV?

And since you're apparently so eager to refuse sex, if you get any good offers go ahead and pass them along to me. I'm more than happy to accept. I guess I'd need a plane ticket though...

Worth it.

Including.
You seem to be forgetting that I do not like people and couldn't care less if they stopped existing.
Furthermore, picking some dude up in a bar and going home with him isn't part of continuing the human race.
Thank god.

I dunno. I don't usually have fun while playing video games.
It's just something I do to pass the time.

...Oh, I've had offers...
But I don't think you'd want to take them up on it.
You know, unless you like STDs.
Ugh.

Oh come now Maxy. Didn't you say that you have a ton of friends, who just happen to be girls. Don't tell me that you don't feel a little something for one of them. Or maybe one of them might have a crush on you?

Romance =/= sex.
I was even in love, once!
...But I never wanted to have sex with her.

Aww! That's so cute. The big scary Maxy has a human side. But seriously you are right, romance =/= the sexing, but it can lead to it.

 

[ElephantGuts]

When you say pointless, do you mean that including or excluding the fact that it is the only means by which the human race can be continued? (I know the way I phrased that it might sound really obnoxious/mean but I meant it much more genuinely)

Besides the reproduction aspect, it's just fun. A lot of fun. What makes it more pointless than other types of entertainment like playing videogames or watching TV?

And since you're apparently so eager to refuse sex, if you get any good offers go ahead and pass them along to me. I'm more than happy to accept. I guess I'd need a plane ticket though...

Worth it.

Including.
You seem to be forgetting that I do not like people and couldn't care less if they stopped existing.
Furthermore, picking some dude up in a bar and going home with him isn't part of continuing the human race.
Thank god.

I dunno. I don't usually have fun while playing video games.
It's just something I do to pass the time.

...Oh, I've had offers...
But I don't think you'd want to take them up on it.
You know, unless you like STDs.
Ugh.

Oh come now Maxy. Didn't you say that you have a ton of friends, who just happen to be girls. Don't tell me that you don't feel a little something for one of them. Or maybe one of them might have a crush on you?

Romance =/= sex.
I was even in love, once!
...But I never wanted to have sex with her.

That's a pretty depressing view on things if you ask me, not caring if the human race itself continues or not.

And that is why I specified good offers. I think you mentioned something sometime about the less than pleasant sexual offers you have refused.

And no offense, and you've probably been told this before, but you are a freak of nature.