Matt Mullhollandneoptolemus said:The power to crap yourself every time you get aroused.
Yeah, the Skittles Touch would suck, most of the time. All i could come with was phase walking. One second you are walking down the sidewalk, the next you are stuck in the sidewalk up to your eyes.rhizhim said:damn ninja'DPalademon said:The power to turn all you touch to skittles.
for that i will embed the video.
I was hoping no one would notice. But yeah, he's brilliant.rokkolpo said:Matt Mullhollandneoptolemus said:The power to crap yourself every time you get aroused.
Amirite?
OT: The power to stop time FOREVER!
Wait a minute, Cthulhu is a sea creature!?! I'm glad Aqua Man isn't a villain thenDarkSlaanesh said:BoredDragon said:There is a bank robbery 10 miles inland, what's he gonna do?DarkSlaanesh said:How is Aqua Man not useful?Wushu Panda said:Still more use full than Aqua Man.HumpinHop said:The super power to shape shift into a beluga sperm whale.
I'd say generating random gravity wells would prove inconvenient.
Use all of the super strength and endurance that being able to live in the ocean would entitle you. And control Cthulhu.
He is currently sleeping underwater. Let's not forget that there's also giant squids the size of CITIES canonically.BoredDragon said:Wait a minute, Cthulhu is a sea creature!?! I'm glad Aqua Man isn't a villain thenDarkSlaanesh said:BoredDragon said:There is a bank robbery 10 miles inland, what's he gonna do?DarkSlaanesh said:How is Aqua Man not useful?Wushu Panda said:Still more use full than Aqua Man.HumpinHop said:The super power to shape shift into a beluga sperm whale.
I'd say generating random gravity wells would prove inconvenient.
Use all of the super strength and endurance that being able to live in the ocean would entitle you. And control Cthulhu.
But only the weird, crappy variations. Or only yellow skittles.Palademon said:The power to turn all you touch to skittles.