What is your favorite insult?

[Kilroy17]

"Dick biscuit" or "You're not good at anything". The latter doesn't sound to bad unless the insultee analyses it, then it's quite horrible.

 

[Sealpower]

I suppose the english translation would be: Anus-child

 

[Lionsfan]

I just use ****, American's don't hear that very often and to some "it's the most offensive word in the English language", so it always shocks people

 

[Shiftygiant]

Various. Personalty I like 'A million sperm and you were the fastest?' but an F bomb now and again is always fun.

 

[TheRussian]

"wanker"
add any sort of descriptive word in front of it and the insult gets funnier
thank you Sniper from TF2
sorry mates, I don't have a clip for this

 

[Aisaku]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

 

[cswurt]

You spoony bard!

 

[VoidWanderer]

You sparkling Vampire!

Haven't used it yet, but I'd love to see a person's reaction to it.

 

[Fasckira]

You are the metaphorical cum stain upon the tissue of life.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Very fond of the word dumbass. Thank-you red Forman.

 

[DrRockor]

I like calling people a rapscallion or ragamuffin because people look at me funny when i say it.

If im really angry through I will call someone a fucking ****. I dont get that angry often so i dont say it a lot

 

[Soxafloppin]

Ballix, which is Northern Irish for Bollocks.

"Yer a Ballix".

 

[Woodsey]

Anything ending with "you fucking moron", and variations thereof.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I enjoy saying "ConkelDURR" whenever I hear something stupid. As for an actual insult, it varies from person to person... "Wanker" comes up more then I'd like to admit though...

 

[R5-Reject]

"Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

also

"Were you born on a highway? Cause that's where most accidents happen."

 

[Tipsy Giant]

Knob

can put any amount of emphasis you like increasing it's offence

 

[deshorty]

Personally I like a bit of Shakespearean insultage. "You acorn" comes to mind, as I type, quite intoxicated.

 

[Havegun]

I don't stick to any particular insult, apart from perhaps the more basic ones like idiot, etc. My best insults really need their context.
I like to think I can pick out a good insult when I hear it though, so my contribution will be from Legionary Titus Pullo in Rome(tv):
"Piss-drinking sons of circus-whores".

Personally I like a bit of Shakespearean insultage. "You acorn" comes to mind, as I type, quite intoxicated.

If I could be bothered with digging out my Illiad, I'd raise you one Homeric insult ^^

 

[llew]

So... What is it?
My favorite is: "You cock juggling THUNDER ****!"
It is from Blade 3 and said by Ryan Reynolds
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*its @ 4:28*

Feel free to include a clip of someone saying it if you like.
I imagine there will be more than a few Brian Blessed clips, lol

damn i was beaten by the OP!

 

[RobDaBank]

'Berk'

It's short, it's sweet, it's incredibly British.

^^^ I love this but never use it.

Being from Barnsley I use any combination of swear words and gestures, particularly when driving. #roadrage