Ah, well...
I'm gay (not strictly a fetish, but it's relevant), I like larger men (fat men, bears, muscular men, and what have you, my favourite being slightly chubby but not to the point of complete obesity) and short men (though that's more of a vicarious thing since I fantasize about being short myself and that is part of the reason I always play as a short character in video games where possible), I'm very, very submissive, I'm a furry, I'm into master/pet relationships (as a pet), I enjoy infantilism, watersports, bondage, humiliation and transformation fantasy, I like the idea of incest, I find unhygienic people attractive, and I like underwear and socks more than anyone should, and really any male clothes, especially those normally worn by others. And I guess I have a foot fetish, if that's even worth mentioning.
TL;DR, I'm a crazy freak and I love it.