what is your gun and what does it shoot

[DefunctTheory]

Why make up a weapon when perfection is already here? In Barrett We Trust.

I trust it as long as you don't carry it around loaded...(wimpy safety makes big gun thingy go bang...)

The bolt is the safety(Only people of questionable mental fortitude run around with bolt actions locked and loaded).

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLDKnWi2hNA video.
I'll just project that from a nearby satellite. CONSTANTLY.

Seriously though, AK47. Best. Gun. EVARRRR.

I was going to aggressively attack your choice of 'best gun evar,' until I looked at your youtube link.

...You may proceed unmolested.

 

[JMV]

My gun's 42-shaped and fires everything.

 

[necromanzer52]

My gun doesn't shoot bullets, instead it fires a healing salve that cures all wounds.

 

[chstens]

My gun is a six-shooter that shoots full-size caravans.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I can safely say that I win this round:

It has flaming tits for God's sake!

...it has tits that are on fire...almost there Yahtzee, almost there...

Also, what game is that?

OT: I go for a Lee Enfield No4 Mk1(T). It fires MKVII .303 rounds.

EDIT:

My gun shoots suns. Wheres your god now?

Then I choose the black hole gun from one of the original UT mods. Hah.

 

[XDravond]

The bolt is the safety(Only people of questionable mental fortitude run around with bolt actions locked and loaded).

Well I would refine that with "and all military personnel" seen a dude (not to clever) run around with a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Gustav_recoilless_rifle loaded for a ~150m position switch, yes really "only" a smoke but darn we got nervous, we did question him about it and he and his buddy loader did not repeat that "mistake"...
On a "funnier" note "Do I need to move? Nah it's a smoke. Bang. Christ thought you said I didn't need to move. Well you got moved instead didn't you?" do not lie to close to guy with one of those the exhaust is well surprising

 

[murkyface]

Made this account in order to share this with you gents.

http://youtu.be/fHPvT8zVXT0

 

[DefunctTheory]

The bolt is the safety(Only people of questionable mental fortitude run around with bolt actions locked and loaded).

Well I would refine that with "and all military personnel" seen a dude (not to clever) run around with a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Gustav_recoilless_rifle loaded for a ~150m position switch, yes really "only" a smoke but darn we got nervous, we did question him about it and he and his buddy loader did not repeat that "mistake"...
On a "funnier" note "Do I need to move? Nah it's a smoke. Bang. Christ thought you said I didn't need to move. Well you got moved instead didn't you?" do not lie to close to guy with one of those the exhaust is well surprising

...Really?

I knew some pretty dumb people in the Army. But most of the time, they gave them M4s, so at the very least they could accidentally shoot themselves before they took out someone else.

Then again, I've NEVER seen that thing. Rangers use it?

Made this account in order to share this with you gents.

Fixed.

I choose a semi-automatic that fires self-propelled grenades, and can be fitted with either a sickle or drum magazine for this purpose. Also, 0.99 calibre.

Just say Bolter.

 

[BlueMage]

I choose a semi-automatic that fires self-propelled grenades, and can be fitted with either a sickle or drum magazine for this purpose. Also, 0.99 calibre.

 

[RagnorakTres]

The Series 9 Portable NAI.AD (N-type Alternating-current Induction - Armor Destroyer) Sniper Weapon System, manufactured by Seili Projectiles. It accelerates half-inch-diameter jets of pure dihydrogen oxide (H[sub]2[/sub]O) to speeds up to Mach 9 and can punch straight through foot-thick steel plate. It is very loud (audible from up to a half-mile away with no suppression techniques employed), but has no muzzle flash. Recoil is severe, but manageable from a prone position. Use against soft targets is not recommended at distances of less than a kilometer.

 

[___________________]

My gun shoots space marines equipped with power fists...and beards.

 

[Edgy97]

I AM NEW VEAPON AND I SHOOT SANDVICHES

 

[Thaluikhain]

My gun shoots space marines equipped with power fists...and beards.

You're Matt Ward, aren't you?

 

[silver wolf009]

The H.A.R.K.

The High Altitude Raccoon Cannon. It fires a raccoon in a solid block of silver, which melts around it as it enters the atmosphere. The silver conforms to the raccoon's body, and forms a set of body armor. The excess silver then rains down upon the target area, killing all werewolves and marking the D.Z. for the raccoon, who hits with the impact of several thousand nuclear bombs, and kills everything. Then the raccoon, by the power of his raccoon nature, gets up and becomes an infantry unit.

Quite ingenious, no?

 

[Maleval]

The Recursive Handgun. It's a handgun. That shoots handguns. That shoot handguns. That shoot handguns... You get the idea.

 

[CCountZero]

The bolt is the safety(Only people of questionable mental fortitude run around with bolt actions locked and loaded).

Isn't that an M107 though, meaning that it isn't bolt-action, but rather recoil operated?

 

[Sinspiration]

A homing shotgun that lets me lock onto a target and have the rounds home in on it.
The shells would naturally fire "expanding shell bullets" that become an entire buckshot of .50 MG rounds.

With no lock-on it'll target everything in front of me randomly.

 

[DefunctTheory]

The bolt is the safety(Only people of questionable mental fortitude run around with bolt actions locked and loaded).

Isn't that an M107 though, meaning that it isn't bolt-action, but rather recoil operated?

...Hmph.

Maybe I should be more specific when I type things like 'Barrett 50' into google images. Or, failing that, pay the fuck attention to the images I'm posting.

Good eye.

NOTE: I was thinking Model 95.