What Is Your Idea Of The Average American?

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CogitoErgoSum

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A passionate people who struggle to balance patriotic loyalty with good judgement. Often don't know when to shut either their mouths or their wallets. Would carry a wounded friend to safety even if someone shot off both their legs at the knee. Seem prone to 'lynch mob' thinking and behaviours, particularly in low education areas. Have an incredibly irritating tonal quality to their accents. The individual American is less likely to be fooled by spectacle, but the masses are happy to oblige (see exhibit A; political elections). Disturbing lack of cynicism when it comes to absurdity in their leadership or good-humoured digs at national integrity. World's largest producers/exporters/consumers of bland, exploitative culture catering to the lowest common denominator of any given society.

Individually, and speaking only from my own experience, incredibly friendly and polite to foreigners. Often naive to the point of misinformation as to the true nature of the outside world, but this is usually coupled with a curiousity to learn more. Respect for the average American has increased exponentially with the election of Obama. Even if he doesn't prove to be everything the world wants him to be, he's still living proof that not all Americans are gun-toting, conservative idiots. America is finally growing up and getting over itself.

Well, that's the overall view. A cool dude is a cool dude no matter where he was born. And I really hope for the sake of all the cool American dudes here that people like the fellow openly admitting he has little knowledge of other countries and that America never lost a war get distracted by a shiny cheeseburger. Or maybe just flail around with so much indignant patriotism that your coke spills on your keyboard and shorts it out.
 

Mookie_Magnus

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Tinq said:
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holydog said:
Rather i think of americans as a super power whos even sitting on top of the world for too long. Well times are changing and they are lowing their ego..
Americans will never lower there ego.........
no,we never will. you know why? because we've never lost a war,and fought through some of the worst wars in the last 500 years. revolutionary,1812,civil,WWI,WWII,korean,vietnam,gulf,and right now iraqi/afgan. i believe we're the best country in all history,but that's just because i'm quite a bit ignorant. i love my country. and that's that.
Uhhhhhhh....Last time i checked America is not even 400 hundred years old, and never lost a war? Is that suppose too be some sort of a joke? What about Korea? Or Vietnam? And what makes you think your country is the best in all of history? Most of Western Europe has much better living standards the them America has. Not to mention that in Americas lifetime it has only been a global superpower for about 60-70 years and it's already loosing ground to the China, India, and the EU.

EDIT: By saying America is not even 400 years old i mean the did not become there own country until after the war with the English.
korea wasn't lost,it just didn't turn out well,like vietnam.

Is there a difference?
No, no, Korea and Vietnam were losses. And let's just say there's a reason Alberta and Quebec aren't part of the Union.
Only Vietnam was a loss, our goal in both was to stop communism from spreading to the souther part of the country... we succeeded in that with Korea, but Vietnam was a failure. Still... we did mess their country up pretty badly though. I kinda feel bad because my grandfather kinda helped develop Agent Orange...
 

Lord George

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I don't like their government or this delusion they have that their the best country in the world and ride around the world dispersing freedom and democracy. Also how much of their society is controlled by religion and there policies on many thing are backwards compared to the rest of the world.

I do like lots of the films and TVs shows they produce. Also all the Americans I've met as individuals have been quite nice.
 

Pyro Ghost

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Simonccx said:
Booooring, im gonna go for diversity, east/west coast - almost like europe (arrogant and supriority complex combined with an ability to talk about making the world better but not doing a dam thing),
Interior, lets just say if you are not a gun toting bibal loving creationist beleiving, burger eating nut then you are either
A) about to be chased out of town
B) been caught and about to be subject to some crude/tribal humiliation
C) having followed parts A and B you are now dead
I'm gonna go with option A, that's the main reason why I'm immigrating. Most of my neighbours will swear I wasn't supposed to be born in America anyway.
 

BlackIronGuardian

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A fat ************ guzzling oil with one hand and chomping down on a sixteenth burger with the other, wiping the grease of sweat shops on a Mr. Monopoly-esque suit made of bills while his very odour of repressive excrescence causes ignorance and oppression.

Or just people who speak with slightly more ridiculous accents then ours. You pick, I guess.
 

Crash486

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I'm impressed by the civility of this thread thusfar. I wonder when the trolls will get here and start flinging poo.

One thing I'm curious of... just about all of the posts here have said americans are fat/obese. I'm curious as to where this comes from. Sure America might have its fair share of fat people... but they're not the majority. Fat people stick out of the crowd (literally) as much here as they do anywhere. They're certainly not the majority, at least not where I live, and I was under the impression that I lived in one of the top 5 fattest cities in America.
Actually it's something like 58% or 68% of americans are considered 'overweight' by medical standards which is more than half; the majority!
Those same "medical standards" consider professional athletes overweight because they have too much muscle mass. However, I don't believe its that high, lets see a source on those numbers.

The most current government stats can be found here, including a really cool graphical display of the increasing problem with weight: http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/Obesity/trend/maps/index.htm

Here's the % data (sorry for the sloppy format, it is less than half the pop, but it is increasing:

2007 State Obesity Rates
State % State % State % State %
Alabama 30.3 Illinois 24.9 Montana 21.8 Rhode Island 21.4
Alaska 27.5 Indiana 26.8 Nebraska 26.0 South Carolina 28.4
Arizona 25.4 Iowa 26.9 Nevada 24.1 South Dakota 26.2
Arkansas 28.7 Kansas 26.9 New Hampshire 24.4 Tennessee 30.1
California 22.6 Kentucky 27.4 New Jersey 23.5 Texas 28.1
Colorado 18.7 Louisiana 29.8 New Mexico 24.0 Utah 21.8
Connecticut 21.2 Maine 24.8 New York 25.0 Vermont 21.3
Delaware 27.4 Maryland 25.4 North Carolina 28.0 Virginia 24.3
Washington DC 21.8 Massachusetts 21.3 North Dakota 26.5 Washington 25.3
Florida 23.6 Michigan 27.7 Ohio 27.5 West Virginia 29.5
Georgia 28.2 Minnesota 25.6 Oklahoma 28.1 Wisconsin 24.7
Hawaii 21.4 Mississippi 32.0 Oregon 25.5 Wyoming 23.7
Idaho 24.5 Missouri 27.5 Pennsylvania 27.1
Nice, this is alot more what I expected to see, 25%. 1 in 4 people is high, but it's quite far from the majority. That's what happens when you throw around random statistics like 58% and 68%. Though I have to admit the media does blow it way out of proportion by claiming its an "epidemic." It's easy to think that you should be tripping over fat people in the streets. Really, the media makes a big deal out of it because it's marketable. I wonder just how much money there is to be made in the weight loss pill/treadmill market. I'm guessing a whole lot.
 

Kage Me

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1984, but with God instead of Big Brother and the government instead of the Inner Party.
 

Kogarian

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matnatz said:
...has anyone ever seen NBC? That program plays at night here and I swear every person that they interview is a walking stereotype.
Haha, that's because idiots interview idiots. It took me years to learn what happens when a reasonably intelligent person gets interviewed. I saw one newscaster, maybe from ABC, interview a guy with a larger vocabulary than she had. She had no idea what he was saying and started to get mad because she misunderstood everything he spent the last ten minutes talking about. It was hilarious, but really sad at the same time.

Honestly though, I think most people think about joining the National Guard more than the Marines. You get to help people in disaster areas, keep a career going, and stay near your family. Plus politicians don't force you to 'liberate' too many countries.
 

Crash486

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Kage Me said:
1984, but with God instead of Big Brother and the government instead of the Inner Party.
That's quite flawed considering the country was founded on the basis of religious freedom. Many protestants came to America to escape the Catholic church and to be able to practice their beliefs freely.

There is no national or official religion, and people of all beliefs are allowed to practice their religion as they wish, from Christian to Atheist (yes I know Atheism isn't a relgion). The analogy of 1984 would be to say that all american's are forced to practice one religion and believe one thing. this couldn't be further from the truth.

As for the government to inner party analogy, that's also backwards. The people control the government in america, not the other way around. Yes there are limitations, people don't directly make decisions, but we elect the people we do. If those people don't act on our behalf, they don't get re-elected.

...Have you even read 1984? or are you just that ignorant? 1984 is based off the communist model. America is like anti-communism. It's the polar opposite of 1984.
 

Kogarian

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
hippykiller said:
This question is for non-Americans only so if you are a member the the good old USA sit back and hear how the rest of the world thinks about you.
I see a American as someone who lives in AMerica

but to go into more detail its a country where alot more stuff happens.....

oh and yes you are still the luaghing stock of the whole world but that is starting to stop now since we are most of us are starting to laugh at china

HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT THOSE CHINESE !!! AHAHAHAHAAH
lOl lookit 'em eat w/ tree stikz! diNner n00bz!

(+1 for posting such a good comment, by the way.)
 

Kogarian

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Tinq said:
No, no, Korea and Vietnam were losses. And let's just say there's a reason Alberta and Quebec aren't part of the Union.
Korea wasn't a loss. It was a stalement proxy war between the PRC and UK and US forces. No one won, but no one truely lost either, as both North and South governments still exist.
 

dnnydllr

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I think everybody needs to stop talking about wars. I hold nothing against you Brits for invading my country many years ago, and it'd be pointless to. Now, we're practically best of friends. Not to mention that you guys brought America the best music it's ever had :-D
Yes, I do love my country, probably more than any other in the world. But we also may have many more faults than any other country, and I'm not afraid to admit that. We are fat, we are pompous, and some people can get overly patriotic. And we did lose wars...pretty badly actually...but who hasn't?
 

Sparrow

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Oh snap... this may hurt...

I follow this rule for the men only by the way, and I am aware it's a HUGE stereotype, and obviously I don't think this is every male...

I do believe a large ammount of American men are overweight and depressed with their life. Mainly from experience.

OH AND THEY LUV THEIR MONIES.
 

Lonan

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All of the Americans I have personally met were wonderful people. However, watching South Park filled me with great contempt for that country, mainly because some of the issues presented in it are so incredibly basic and undeveloped mentally my jaw just dropped and I wondered how anyone could possibly be so stupid and have no connection at all the world around them. These are problems most of us resolved when we were two, but these people are still working on them. WOW.

Then I watched Sarah Palin at the Republican National Convention, and have never had such fierce desire to punch a woman in the face, not even after watchiing Professor Umbridge from the fifth Harry Potter movie. Actually, replace woman with *****, her intellect is more that of a dog. When she asked what Obama would do after he "greened up the world" I wanted to knock her off her feet. Global warming is almost past the point where we need to "start now" in reducing emissions, and almost to the other side of the line where mass geo-engineering is required just to prevent total catastropheand the end of humanity and most other species as well, and millions of refugess stream into nations further from the equator. Even if Obama ordered all cars off the road and all coal plants shut down, it still wouldn't even be CLOSE to over. There would still be refugees, though I don't know how many at this point, I've heard anywhere from 100 million to 200 million. What a *****.

After all that, I heard that she really "rallied the base" of the Republican party, and all I could think was "WOW, that must be the retard party." I'm sure there's quite a few people with it who aren't retarded and aren't with Palin, but that certainly all I could think at the time. The idea that Palin rallied the base of a party which had about half the U.S. vote astounded me. I was certainly quite negative about the United States when I heard that.

As for you, I suggest you don't take the contempt personally. You and I both know who the people are who generate such contempt for the United States, and if you aren't one of them, just be proud of it. As for "average American" I don't have any intention of saying such a thing as I have, as I said, met wonderful people who are American, and would not wish to offend them (even though I won't see them again because it was on vacations) by making an "average American" category in which to put people.
 

Valiance

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TheFacelessOne said:
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Wow.



I feel offended.
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This.

I hope everyone realizes that the gun-toting patriots are the extreme blend of Republicans, and we really don't have many of them.

I've noticed that the whole planet thinks of us as cowboys. :/