What is your Motto?

[tunderball]

'we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars' - Oscar Wilde

 

[CaptainKoala]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Thats been my motto for a while.

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

Life is like being curb-stopped in Candy Land.
Sweet, tasty and ever so painful!

Edit: my old one used to be: Bigger isn't always better, biggest however...
I'm fat, so it made me a little happy

 

[BFEL]

"Religion is like a penis, its ok to have it, not ok to shove it down strangers throats!" My fave

 

[magnuslion]

"unis facilis luxi heri."

The only easy day was yesterday.

 

[CaptainKoala]

"If it can't be fixed with duct tape, it can't be fixed." The comedic value of the statement is accentuated by the fact that it's actually true. Words to live by.

I heard "If it can't be fixed with duct tape, band aids, or glue you've got a real problem."

 

[THE M3RCENARY]

"Embrace the dork in yourself. Life is too short to be cool."

 

[AMMO Kid]

"I've never crapped blood"

Wait nvm that wasn't it.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

i have too many mottos so they only count as quotes. "audible GASP!" "no way. this hotels askin' for it" "die in a fire" "die" "fuck you rival!" "oh shit, i forgot to put airholes in this helmet!"

 

[Arrogancy]

"If you're going through Hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill. A very good one, also:
"You keep going, you keep trying to take over the world."
Dr. Impossible. My own:
"A fool trusts too much to a gamble."

 

[Aphex Demon]

Second's from the end, what's it gonna' be? Pull the trigger *****!

It's not really my motto, It's just a lyric I like, I usually use it to fill in the motto or bio fields in websites etc.

 

[Circusfreak]

"Aim for the head."

 

[Fayathon]

Mine is a quite from a stand-up comedian who's name eludes me, but he stated:
"If you are lost in the woods, fuck it. Build a house."
So remember, there is always a way forward.

Guy's name is Mitch Hedburg, and he's one of my favorite comedians ever.

OT: Don't take life too seriously, no-one gets through it alive anyways.

 

[DrathLegion]

"Whatever happens; happens."

Let's see if anyone can finish that one

 

[Thundero13]

"If you're an idiot I hate you and want you to go die in a hole somewhere as soon as possible"
... yeah, I have a few... problems...

 

[rotkiv]

If you never try, you will never succeed ^_^

trying is the first step towards failure

edid: and IRL is nothing more than AFK.

 

[UltraDeth]

"Violence might not be an ansewer, but it sure is a damn good guess"

"Regret Nothing"

 

[Sabrestar]

There is ALWAYS more to the story.

Corollary: Anyone who says "the solution is simple" hasn't actually tried.

 

[RandallJohn]

As cliche as it's getting (what with the HBO series,) I'd say mine is "Winter is Coming." Always be prepared, y'know?

 

[n03s]

My favourite quote is "Zamanfou" or to give credit to the original its "je m'en fous".
Means i dont give a shit.