What Is Your Pornstar Name?

[sirdanrhodes]

Jack hammer, easy.

I think you should have chosen your username to be honest.

Mine would be Ugly McLuckybastard.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Alfonso van Buren (pet/street name rule but I didn't chose the FIRST pet)

Sounds pretty kay

 

[NeedAUserName]

Barry Smith. Or Alternatively, Sir Winston Percival William Harold Harrington-Windsor.

 

[TDM]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

Hmm..

Chocolate Crescent?

Ahahahaha, thats hilarious.

I'd be...Walter Collingwood. Sounds ordinary.

I'd be Homerus Hofte - bit weird don't you think

 

[Kurokami]

Let's say that the opportunity of being in a pornographic film presented itself to you, and you decide to run with it. What would you call yourself?

I wanna say... Slingshot... got a ring to it somehow and it seems kinda vulgar

 

[clicketycrack]

Uhm, search button? I'm pretty sure I made a thread EXACTLY like this a couple of weeks ago.

Anyway, Lance Hardwood.

 

[thepj]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

and by that logic I either get: conner high or conner street. which one's sexier?

Otherwise: Bigus Dickus (cookie for reference)

 

[Cartman2nd]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

and by that logic I either get: conner high or conner street. which one's sexier?

Otherwise: Bigus Dickus (cookie for reference)

Life of Brian

COOKIE GET!

OT:
Imp Ale

 

[IcyEvils]

Harry Julian (pet, street).

 

[madcap2112]

Big Jack

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

Barney Swissland. . . .Nice! The "Swissland" makes me sound really posh though.

 

[thepj]

Dick Massive, nuff said

 

[Horizontalvertigo]

Roger McWagglesworth the II

"say my name, say my name"
"oh Roger..."
"no all of it"

 

[Horizontalvertigo]

LIFE OF BRI- ohh
ninja'd...
i wanted the cookie

 

[siffty]

stiffy

 

[thepj]

LIFE OF BRI- ohh
ninja'd...
i wanted the cookie

you can have a ninja cookie, made from the shatered bones and blood of those who have nija'd me in the past (you're next neonbob)

OT: shafter hardman (i'm on a roll today)

 

[Agrael]

I have no ... idea.

North Pole ?

 

[Loppy]

Darth Invader, Obi-Come on bone me, C3PBlow,Luke Thighwalker.

 

[thepj]

Darth Invader, Obi-Come on bone me, C3PBlow,Luke Thighwalker.

don't forget Han Trio