What Is Your Pornstar Name?

[Horizontalvertigo]

Seaman Fuller, Submariner 1st class.

and slainte thepj

 

[thepj]

last one of the day or else i'll never stop and they'll all become rubish: Woody Disckson

 

[Syntax Error]

Chris Hardwick.

(no offense to you sir Hardwick. I love it when you review stuff in AotS, on the segment called Gadget Pr0n, oddly enough).

 

[Player 2]

Professor Oak.

Also, wasn't there a thread just like this one like a week ago?

I just couldn't resist

 

[KaiRai]

Sir Lance-A-Lot of course. XD

Sir Lance-a-twat Best pornstar name ever!

Serious cookies if anyone gets that reference.

 

[KaiRai]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

Barney Swissland. . . .Nice! The "Swissland" makes me sound really posh though.

Seriously?

Fuck. That makes my pornstar name Dorothy Kingsthorpe.

Now that makes me sound posh!....And like a woman....

 

[Treblaine]

Randy McTreblaine the fireman. When the ladies call an me to put out their fire I spray my soothing white cream all over her throat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I83g9d92gfQ

Oooooh yeah!

 

[Dommyboy]

Dominatrix.

 

[Trivun]

Biggus Dickus. Honestly, I can't believe nobody's put that yet. It's a classic

 

[TelHybrid]

By the pet / street name logic, I'm...

Pluto Indian.

Great... guess that makes me Trixie Marvels

You know, that'd actually be a pretty good name if it weren't the wrong gender.

You should consider gender reassignment surgery to put it to justice.

Or just be a pornstar in drag. XD

I hear that's popular with some...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Max Mosley

Not tasteful?

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

Barney Swissland. . . .Nice! The "Swissland" makes me sound really posh though.

Seriously?

Fuck. That makes my pornstar name Dorothy Kingsthorpe.

Now that makes me sound posh!....And like a woman....

Ok you're definately worse off. . .

 

[Ninjaottsel]

Don Kee Pecker.

 

[UpcountryGecko]

Lily Main.

This isn't a good name for me being a guy and all.

 

[Saul B]

Taken directly from the Life of Brian: Biggus Diccus

EDIT: and according to the pet/street name think, I would be Hector's Thorofare...

 

[Cheeky Marmoset]

Wow. The pet+street rule would make me Elwood Gravesend. That sounds like a Bond villain.

 

[Alphabeties]

Cinnamon Passionhoney

 

[yaik7a]

The Bare Skin Linebacker !

 

[yaik7a]

Professor Oak.

Also, wasn't there a thread just like this one like a week ago?

I just couldn't resist

XD

/Facepluam