What Is Your Pornstar Name?

[Hail to the Thief]

Let's say that the opportunity of being in a pornographic film presented itself to you, and you decide to run with it. What would you call yourself?

 

[Soxafloppin]

Jack hammer, easy.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Mr. Search Button.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Somebody will say what I was thinking soon but,

Spoiler

The Twat Dweller... play on Fallout

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Mr. Search Button.

Muhahaha, I knew it.

 

[CakeDragon]

Mr. Search Button.

This has just put a whole new meaning to 'use the search button'.

 

[Hail to the Thief]

I Think mine would be "Doug E. Stile"

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

No... just... no.
I know a joke that is funny and would be right here... but no.

 

[traceur_]

Dick Hammer.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Mine would be Bill Board.
There is no need to explain why.
*Laughs to himself quietly*
Welcome to the Escapist.

 

[The_Healer]

Chester Hampden

Cause its a damn cool Pornstar name.

 

[Nibsy]

Ben Dover.
Hell yeahhh.

Or uh, the Dic(k)tator. =D

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Sir Lance-A-Lot of course. XD

 

[Nibsy]

Sir Lance-A-Lot of course. XD

You shall impale those fiendish blaggards on your meatsword!

 

[scotth266]

Because I haven't posted in one of these yet: Squiggles Mcgee.

 

[blankedboy]

Mr. Search Button.

This has just put a whole new meaning to 'use the search button'.

I have about sixty posts of search button references that are better than that, but oh well.

Skinzy.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Angel Blade.

 

[Altorin]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

 

[Biosophilogical]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

For me that is...

Bundy Crestwood ... It could work

I would prefer..

well actually with the exception of 'Hammer Time' I would go with Bundy Crestwood cuase it has a name of a drink and the word wood.

 

[Simalacrum]

erm... this thread has been done before I'm afraid, I distinctly remember comming up with all sorts of creatively disgusting names.

OT: I'd be Ivana Fuckalot. Just cause.

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

For me that is...

Bundy Crestwood ... It could work

I would prefer..

well actually with the exception of 'Hammer Time' I would go with Bundy Crestwood cuase it has a name of a drink and the word wood.

Dear lord, by that concept I'd be Pepper Peppard! how embarrassing!