What Is Your Pornstar Name?

[ScarlettRage]

madame

that is all

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Petrov Steeldick.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Newman Driller

 

[Tartarga]

Mclovin...
But seriously it would be... Mclovin!

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Stephen Haardon.





I know. Its amazing

 

[G1eet]

Aside from the huge implications of my username....


Baer-ly Clothed.

Yes, I realize that it's a typo. It's my surname.

 

[Amarok]

Mr. Coitus

Short, sweet, and to the point

 

[lava_lamp]

Mr.Pornstar of course

 

[Normalguyinthehouse]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

No man that's how you find your drag queen name

 

[ToMegaTherion]

Vlad The Impaler(gothic porn is my game!)

 

[hotacidbath]

If I was a guy I would say The Ramnoceros, but I'm not so I'm just going to go with Chesty LaRue.

 

[BOX oDAVE]

well since i work at subway id call myself spicey italian and whenever i come in id make a joke about 5 dollar footlong or something
as you can see ive thought about this alot

 

[Disaster Button]

Mercedes Silvervelvet XD

 

[Julianking93]

This was done a couple of weeks (or months cant remember) ago.

But, as I said before, Julian King already sounds like a porno name

 

[ColonelDiscussion]

Your Anus.
Yes, I'm a dumbass.

 

[sabotstarr]

Luckily for me, my real name works.
Dusty Starr.

 

[sabotstarr]

The Male Man: delivers in the rear.

That is your first post... you sir win.

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

Darth Invader, Obi-Come on bone me, C3PBlow,Luke Thighwalker.

don't forget Han Trio

or for a chick "princess laider"

 

[CQBx AKAU]

long-rod-van-hugten-dong

lol, got it from family guy.

 

[S29 Afterlife]

I. M. Justin.

i dunno.
that's the most clever thing i could think of.