What Is Your Pornstar Name?

[AthlonX2]

Penis de milo or Darth invader

 

[gsf1200]

Hugh Jorgan. Which is a real pornstars name!

 

[Zer_]

Long Dong Silver.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Dixie... Dixie Normous

or Mike Litouris.

 

[Fraught]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

Hallu Seebi.

If I'd be an American or Brit or Australian, maybe I'd have a better name.

 

[CompanionCube]

Frosty Box

 

[Mcface]

Commissar Corkscrew.

 

[thiosk]

Analliation.

 

[Jenkins]

Ali Baba

 

[Ocelot GT]

I was gonna make the thread, but I searched for it and thought, best to use the existing one.
Apologies if there is a policy about thread necromancy.. if there is don't put me on probation, I clearly have necromancer skills and I could just summon a dark horde of ghouls to get you... oooooohhhhooooooooo!!!!

Eve McKinnon is mine. Sounds classy for a pornstar name.

 

[NickIsCool]

Mr. TheDynamite.

First Name: Boom
Middle Name: Goes

 

[Dean Reilly]

Using the first pet and street you grew up on, Bugsy Tyburn.

 

[AWC Viper]

steve.....nothing else just steve.

 

[NickIsCool]

Comical porn star, no less. One of the most defining characteristics would be a pubic moustache and beard, something in lines of

but, y'know, down there.

if you think about where the clear patch of chin is located *cough*downthere*cough*
then that particular style works brilliantly

 

[Emilin_Rose]

Mikachu, the underage catholic schoolgirl with absolutely no knowledge of the words 'penis' or 'sex' and was too busy talking about angels and secretly daydreaming about Michael and Lucifer kissing to ask where babies came from.

It'd be fun, considering i get mistaken for a jr high student sometimes even though i graduated high school a year and a half ago. Aaaand it'd get its entire fanbase and possibly the director in a little bit of hot water with the FBI and a certain Chris Hanson, which would be funny as hell.