What L4D zombie would you be?

[Fluffee]

Id be a Jockey,i give piggyback rides from hell!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hunter, becuase I like to rip louis's nipples out...

 

[Internet Kraken]

I'd be a normal infected just innocently leaning against a wall until some survivor comes along and feeds me bullets.

Actually becoming a zombie means you have to be alive. It is an infection that duplicates in your frontal lobe while completely destroys it in the process. Once the infected individual is presumed dead, even though his heart has stopped his brain is still intact which enables him to still work. But because of the lack of a heartbeat there is no need for oxygen. I mean if we're gonna talk about zombies at least get your research right.

Tell that to this guy.

http://www.waiting4oblivion.com/images/screenshots/obx28B.jpg

: P

That's in oblivion where IT'S A FANTASY WORLD!!!! In reality the brain is required for the transformation into a zombie. DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH

But zombies are fantasy. That's the problem with telling people to DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH!

And I'd just be a normal infected that gets shot and killed instantly.

 

[Sliverlord]

Well to make the obvious joke for everyone, id be the Charger, because i jerk off alot, and love to smack people around!!

on a serious note, id prefer to be a S.W.A.T. zombie, cause id rather have armor on. bullets hurt >.>

 

[kannibus]

I'd be the Witch, simply because she's sexy...

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Hunter, as I like hoodies

 

[Robert632]

jockey, simply because i like to control people. and face raping them is an option.

 

[LockeDown]

Charger.

I think you know why.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Infected #1,547. Who WOULDN'T be good ol' 1,547?

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Witch. Because then nobody would come within five feet of me or I would rip their nutsacks off.

 

[Teifi]

I really don't get this charger joke.

I'd probably be Louis' shiny head. OM NOM NOM

 

[justhereforthemoney]

I would be the tank! Rawr!

 

[LilGherkin]

Smoker, I can do amazing things with my tongue. In actuality I'd be the common infected, but I thought I should make the joke. I'm surprised no one beat me to it.

 

[silentsentinel]

Hazmat infected.

 

[Americow]

I'd probably be a jockey or hunter, hunter if you're only doing the original.

 

[TheBXRabbit]

Tank, no question. He fits my preferred style of surmounting obstacles: Demolish everything between you and your goal. Not to mention I'm the biggest guy at my school (including the teachers).

 

[Projekt Spartan]

I would be the zombie standing right behind you, about to eat your brains!! :O

 

[Kuchinawa212]

The no name ones that swarm! Yay that's me! good for nothing even after death!

 

[_zuul]

the charger.

he keeps his fappin arm strong and doesn't afraid of anything

 

[Kollega]

A nerd. Maybe charger.

I could have been the Boomer,but i don't think i'm that fat.