An iPod with a shitload of tunes and various band T-shirts. Each song gives you a special ability for its duration, cool eh?
What loot do you drop?
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Spiked Choker of Elation (Unique item). That has an added effect that when worn, makes every dialogue option from there out an option of wildly inappropriate (Bad), extremely sarcastic (Neutral), or just incoherent swearing (Good). If the game doesn't have dialogue options, it makes them, with everything. EVERYTHING. It cannot be unequipped.
hmm... depends... was a full moon involved? if yes, then nothing, just my sexy and edible corpse. Though i suppose you could skin me and use me as a rug ^w^
If I was just walking around like "normal"? a discplayer with a CD of Clutch's "Blast Tyrant", a wallet containing a randomn but low amount of money, a condom that hasn't been used in three years, a half empty pack of gum... and, of course, my still sexy and edible corpse ^w^
If I was just walking around like "normal"? a discplayer with a CD of Clutch's "Blast Tyrant", a wallet containing a randomn but low amount of money, a condom that hasn't been used in three years, a half empty pack of gum... and, of course, my still sexy and edible corpse ^w^
All that would be on my body is a Gladius, enough caffine to down an elephant, and the key to the loot hoard in the back of my cave. Within that the heroes are likly to find piles upon piles of useless Anime/Video Game/Film/Theater/Musical related crap and if they look hard enough (an Extended Perception+Awarness Roll with a cumulative difficulty of 20 at 5 minute intervals) they could possibly find something that's actually related to the plot.
In any game I would be considered a boss and therefore always drop these shiny trinkets:
* One worn shoe with holes in it(enchantment varies between drops)
* One "broken bottle of shanking"
* About twenty pieces of paper with the words "the end is nigh!" written on them(can be used to barter for the other worn shoe by the drunkard in the corner)
** And if you have shears in your inventory I also drop a "Helmet of hobo hair and beard", which has a +15 to creepiness and -20 to charisma enchantment.
* One worn shoe with holes in it(enchantment varies between drops)
* One "broken bottle of shanking"
* About twenty pieces of paper with the words "the end is nigh!" written on them(can be used to barter for the other worn shoe by the drunkard in the corner)
** And if you have shears in your inventory I also drop a "Helmet of hobo hair and beard", which has a +15 to creepiness and -20 to charisma enchantment.