What lucky video game adaptation would you like Uwe Boll to direct next?

[quantumsoul]

Anything cheesy like Devil May Cry, Duke Nukem, Bayonetta, and Dead Rising.

 

[Grey Walker]

Army of Two

 

[ronald1840]

Duke Nukem Forever

 

[standokan]

Halo, that would instakill the whole franchise

MUHAHAHA

 

[AvsJoe]

Bubble Bobble or Dig Dug or Asteroids or Pong... something classic and open to some serious amounts of interpretation.

 

[Ralen-Sharr]

Modern Warfare series, it can't get any worse : /

exactly. They deserve each other.

 

[Mailman]

Thrill Kill. He did Postal so why not?

 

[duckfi8]

Halo!

He couldn't possibly make it any worse than DOOM.

beat me to it with Halo

 

[Cracker3011]

Hmm... What do people love but I don't...

AHA! A Final Fantasy movie! Which game? ALL OF THEM!

...Maybe a transdimensional slasher going around through all of the different FF worlds, slitting the throats of and/or disembowelling the cherished childhood memories of JRPG players!

 

[Skarvig]

Serious Sam or Duke Nukem, just because I loved the Postal Movie.

 

[honestdiscussioner]

Is there one in which the director goes insane and is locked up forever? I choose that one.

 

[Frankster]

Final fantasy movie, any of them.

I can see Uwe Boll and a film based on jrpgs to be a delicious combo.

 

[SammiYin]

Half Life
Then we can harness the collective nerd rage and destroy the world!!!
Although on second thought, the nerd tears might cancel said rage. Fail plan.

Um...Lost Planet?

 

[Cogwheel]

I think the answer is clear, here.


Metal. Wolf. Chaos.

That was..... AMAZING!

I demand the same voice actors for the film.

Unless they somehow find someone even RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD worse.

Honestly, that game is so astonishingly bad that you can't help but love it.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Hmm... What do people love but I don't...

AHA! A Final Fantasy movie! Which game? ALL OF THEM!

...Maybe a transdimensional slasher going around through all of the different FF worlds, slitting the throats of and/or disembowelling the cherished childhood memories of JRPG players!

I would pay to watch a documentary of JRPG fans reacting to watching that film. Not the film itself of course, because that would be, you know, terrible, just like everything else he's ever made.

But seriously though, watching people become hysterical and apoplectic about something I personally couldn't give two shits about sounds hilarious, and I genuinely want that to happen so I can enjoy the schadenfreudey goodness. Curse you for making me question my usually sound policy of simply wishing very hard that Uwe Boll will stop making movies!

 

[Rednog]

Portal or Minecraft....I just can't fathom how epic they would turn out.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Killzone. I mean, the story can't get any worse, right?

 

[Exocet]

Viva Pinata.I dare you,nay,I double dare you Uwe.

When you're finished with that,do Jade Empire to give Nuremberg a reason to lock you up for life.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

________, it can't get any worse.

I think that about sums up this thread.

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