What makes a real man ?

[Ph33onix]

I've been wandering what traits/characteristics do most people consider a must in order for someone to be able to consider himself a "real man".

Is it a rugged look? Short hair? Balls of steel ? A pink teddy-bear hidden under his pillow ?

 

[lostzombies.com]

Toilet humour and bad dress sense.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Similar.Squirrel got it on the head.(No pun intended)
Also...

 

[Jedamethis]

A beard, and bear killing abilities.

 

[The Hairminator]

 

[Dectomax]

Chuck Norris.

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[Grimbold]

A long beard and wearing the same underpants your whole life long.

 

[RatheMcGrath]

A knocked up woman.

 

[Brightzide]

a Y chromosome...and maybe a weiner and testicles...and maybe Loyalty and Staying there to support the wife and kids and all this other nonsense and spiritual junk...who can say really, you might say Hannibal was a real man for taking the fight to Rome, but he was a hermaphrodite, so erm..I dont know, I lost track of my point.

 

[Wobbleflops]

Meat and two veg. Anybody who thinks otherwise is a fucking idiot.

Ha, to the point. Describes what makes a man in one there

I'd add that he must be able to treat a woman right. Anybody that beats women doesn't deserve to be called a man

 

[Woodsey]

A beard, and bear killing abilities.

I've got the second of the two down already.

OT: I find a fully functioning set of cock and balls help.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

I drink beer, smoke, don't look or act feminine, sometimes listen to very agressive music, have a pair of combat boots and a tat. I also laugh my ass of when I am watching the rocky horror picture show, sometimes listen to Enya, love animals and scented candles... you tell me.

 

[Eternalsun]

Me. if your not me your a man. Sorry I know its tough.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

The ability to drum like this.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Having a penis makes you a man, having a vagina makes you a woman.

 

[Jedamethis]

A beard, and bear killing abilities.

I've got the second of the two down already.

Than surely you must be able to grow a rugged beard using sheer willpower, come on man!

 

[magicmonkeybars]

A "y" chromosome ?

 

[Lazarus Long]

The power in his hand? His quest for glory?

 

[mrF00bar]

A long beard and wearing the same underpants your whole life long.

I don't have a beard but I swear my underwear have grown self aware!

 

[friboy2791]

"A man chooses. A slave obays." - Andrew Ryan