What movie action hero would you want watching your back?

[Tharwen]

I wouldn't need someoneto watch my back. If we were in such a world where fictional characters and situations existed, then I'd basically be just like the protagonist of most western RPGs. Which means I'd know all the skills and expertise I need for combat, so I'd be perfectly fine .

Well... you would after killing 30,000,000 mudcrabs for the nearest lazy ****** who feels like talking to you.

 

[whycantibelinus]

James T. Kirk, everything he does tends to work out favorably, and plus we'd fuck a ton of smoking hot aliens...............sweet.

 

[irishdelinquent]

Does it have to be from a movie?! Fine, I pick Unicron...let's see how great you guys fight when my back-up is a mother-f*cking robot PLANET that eats OTHER PLANETS!

 

[Svizzara]

James Bond. Bad-ass, capable, and subtle. Oh, and I'd get to ride in his Aston Martin DBS.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

The Goddamn Batman. If I have Batman watching my back, then that means I don't have to worry about Batman stealth pwning me because I didn't watch my back to avoid a Batman attack. Also, he's the goddamn... you all know the meme.

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

King Leonidases Captain from 300 because I already know him as a really close family friend

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Simon Pegg from Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead.

 

[mrx19869]

Simon Pegg from Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead.

hott fuzz was hilarious,

 

[internetzealot1]

Terminator.

 

[TheDustyBanana]

Tyler Durden

 

[StonkThis]

The guy from Shoot 'Em Up. He can fucking kill everyone with a carrot. No gun, no problem.

 

[malestrithe]

Michael Weston. Skilled enough to make any sort of improvised electronics device. In case we need the extra help, he has ASH watching his back. Plus Fiona is kind of hot.

 

[mrx19869]

Michael Weston. Skilled enough to make any sort of improvised electronics device.

He is the new Macgyver

 

[mrx19869]

I wouldn't need someoneto watch my back. If we were in such a world where fictional characters and situations existed, then I'd basically be just like the protagonist of most western RPGs. Which means I'd know all the skills and expertise I need for combat, so I'd be perfectly fine .

Now why do you have to go an be "that guy"..

 

[The_Graff]

James bond (who'd also help get me laid)

you really think Bond is going to share them with you?

No I'll just get his cast offs, and spend so much time with him that I can learn from him.

Sounds like a plan.