What music instrument would make the best weapon?
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Ladies and gentlemen, why confine yourselves to just one musical weapon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qzUe7pV8xQ&feature=PlayList&p=369001843B953331&index=0&playnext=1
Team Buddies violence aside, I'd say a guitar...I come from the "ELLL KABOOONNNG" school of thought.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qzUe7pV8xQ&feature=PlayList&p=369001843B953331&index=0&playnext=1
Team Buddies violence aside, I'd say a guitar...I come from the "ELLL KABOOONNNG" school of thought.
Obviously, its getting 2 small didgeridoos and attaching them together by a length of chain.
Nunchakeroo, effective, and available in several sizes for a full range of pitches, tones, sounds and various degrees of pain.
Nunchakeroo, effective, and available in several sizes for a full range of pitches, tones, sounds and various degrees of pain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_instrument
Read the first two opening sentences.
Hmmm... now to decide on which gun. I choose you, AK-47.
Read the first two opening sentences.
Hmmm... now to decide on which gun. I choose you, AK-47.
trombone. At the end of each trombone there is a little metal ball. this little metal ball can dig into the skull with enough speed. The trombone has actually killed someone before due to it.
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Oldmanwillow said:
I apologize for going off topic here, but I really must say this has to be fake.
I mean really:
?I believe the music is to blame,? said Gratzfeld band director Heinrich Sommer. ?I was pressured to play that selection by school administrators. But I?ve always said jazz is dangerous music. Our musicians can?t control themselves when they play it. They move and rock back and forth, creating chaos. If I had my way, American Dixieland would be outlawed in Germany. I?ve been directing bands for 30 years and I?ve never heard of anyone dying while playing a German march."
Well I would hope nobody is crazy enough to really believe the above, but there is an awful lot of detail in the story you do not often find in fake ones.
I'm going to go with the grand piano. If you're not expecting it and it runs you over, yeah that'd hurt.
Oh the double bass would be good too...
Or a bassoon...
Oh the double bass would be good too...
Or a bassoon...
Warwick Vampyre dark lord.
The fact it has a low F# which can shake anything to the core, its also friggin heavy and pointy so you could beat people with it.
Actually, beating people is pretty much all you can do with it, god knows a bass tuned F#-B-E-A isn't very pratical.
The fact it has a low F# which can shake anything to the core, its also friggin heavy and pointy so you could beat people with it.
Actually, beating people is pretty much all you can do with it, god knows a bass tuned F#-B-E-A isn't very pratical.
I dont believe it but when i was trying to find a pic of said metal ball that story came up and i laughed really hard. So i had to show it.manaman said:
oh oh, i know what i would use. I would use piano wire braided into a cable, and frayed at the end. There you go, instant whip. Have any of you been whiped with a frayed cable? i have and it doesnt take much to leave an inch deep gash in you leg and cut your arm to the bone. >