What mythical creature would you create?

[gomerkyle9]

I would have start with a wolf, the put a scorpion tail on it... Then it would have two 1 ft. horns on its head that curve back. It would have dragon wings and be able breath ice at people... Also it would have opposable thumbs on its front paws so it can hold a sword. Its legs would fold straight up against its body so it can fly more aerodynamically. Maybe it would have spikes down it's back as well, so people don't try to ride him... It would be like self-protection against hip dysplasia.

It would be called a Scorwolgon!

 

[latenightapplepie]

I would have start with a wolf, the put a scorpion tail on it... Then it would have two 1 ft. horns on its head that curve back. It would have dragon wings and be able breath ice at people... Also it would have opposable thumbs on its front paws so it can hold a sword. Its legs would fold straight up against its body so it can fly more aerodynamically. Maybe it would have spikes down it's back as well, so people don't try to ride him... It would be like self-protection against hip dysplasia.

It would be called a Scorwolgon!

That was good for many chuckles. Kudos to you.

 

[Kuweekee]

A nymph.

Dirty dirty dirty person

Eh, I was trying to find a picture of one of those small less sexualised fairy-type nymphs but I came up empty, so instead:

Yep, s'about right.

the Nymph that is pictured in the D&D monster manual (Version 3.5)

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

There is already the perfect animal...
And he goes by the name of:...

Spoiler

TONY TONY CHOPPER!

A human Reindeer, that can talk, and transform into seven other forms.
And he is, dare I say...
... Kawaii?

ONE PIECE!!!! Starts rapping/singing the intro!

Really Kitten?! Awesome
The 4kids rap is awful...

We are, we are on the cruuuise~
We are!~

 

[Typhusoid]

The Alien. It would be awesome. It just would. Even if we all died it would still be the must awesomest thing ever.

 

[Bakery]

The rule of mythical creatures is you take any normal creature, put wings on it and it's instantly more awesome.

Horse + Wings = Pegasus

Lion + Wings = Manticore

Hawk + Wings = Double Hawk

 

[Molikroth]

A manticore needs a human head too, no? As well as a dragon/scorpion/snake tail.

A lion with wings is just a griffin/gryphon.

EDIT: Forgot griffins/gryphons need eagle heads. >.<

 

[AuntyEthel]

A half cow, half pig. Just to eat it.

 

[Bakery]

Oh shit i forgot about the scorpion tail, man thats like the main 'thing' a manticore has going for it...man its been a long time since I played Heroes 3

Oh i thought of a better one: Human + Wings = Angel (not a lame ass angel, I'm talking about the badasses from Heroes 3 with flaming swords and yeah, I'v got an oooold game disc I have to find.)

EDIT:

A half cow, half pig. Just to eat it.

YES!

 

[Molikroth]

God.

 

[Bakery]

God.

AHAHA good one, internet high five to you sir.

 

[LennieFish]

I'd either make Yoda or a dog that looks like a zombie dog.

 

[emptyother]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/7117712_ca150d06b5.jpg?v=0
That creature on the right is a Bat-cat (the name sounds much better in Norwegian), and as far as i can image, the most awesome pet ever created!

 

[LordOmnit]

I would create a house finch-sized falcon that would rest on my shoulder at most times and would have the twin abilities of quick-save and quick-load so that I would be able to redo anything that I wanted to. Of course it would only take commands from me, be invulnerable, and prevent zombie apocalypses.

 

[xitel]

Uhhhh.

A Liger.

I will point out that this isn't mythical, it's been crossbred before, but every time it was it was sterile. As for my answer, I would have to say a Cerebrelith. An 8 oot tall super-psionic demon. Under my control. Think of the implications!

 

[orifice]

A reasonable open minded liberal!

 

[InvisibleMilk]

I'd create a succubus.
I know someone already said it, but i mean, that would be freakin' funny, just to go door to door, asking if they would like some cookies, And pretending my succubus was a girl scout.
LOL

 

[rottenbutter]

One word:

GODZILLLLAAAAAA!

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

a Dragon Made Completely Out of Boobs