The fact that I could have sworn to posting on this thread a few days ago (as this is a clone)
Scene kids, emo kids, white people acting like stereotypical black people, comedians that rely on stereotypes, facebook, myspace, twitter, your mom, my mom, not being tall, Hot Topic, Wal-Mart, the Catcher in the Rye, Their Eyes Were Watching God, The Breakfast Club or any John Hughes movie except Ferris Bueller, Rob Schneider, Hayden Christensen, the love scene in Episode II, people that make fun of others for liking cartoons they liked themselves when they were little, racism, the Snorks, vegetarians that eat fish (seriously, it's still fucking meat), vegans that don't call themselves vegetarians (because they are the real vegetarians), people that cast their religion down upon the masses and aren't Priests or etc. themselves, Nute Gingrich, Sarah Palin, Sean Connery, Sarah Palins documentary, The View, The Hills, Jersey Shore, Two and a Half Men, and Superman.....
I would keep going (I really can), but I believe that's enough.