This will be a bit long but...
Teenage sluts who get shows on TV for no better reason then not knowing what a condom is.
That idiots like, say, anybody that has a reality show, becoming famous and rich despite contributing nothing to society.
People who complain about stupid problems. I.E. "Dude, I frickin' hate when people flood my news feed on Facebook with stupid stuff," Mother fucker, are you aware that some people have real fucking problems. Also anyone who has ever posted on a "First World Problems" people like that probably don't deserve to live.
Sluts, if you are offended by that then you probably are a slut.
Douchebags, again, if you feel offended then you are one.
Women who tell you that you aren't there type after you paid for their expensive dinner.
Country music, sorry, I just don't like it.
Any person over the age of 20 who tells me how great pot is while also living with their parents and lacking a job or education.
People wh ogive me stupid looks when I say I don't drink. "Why not?" Because I'm not in the 9th fucking grade, getting drunk and making an ass of myself doesn't sound like my idea of fun.
Atheists and theists who try to shove their atheism or theism down my throat.
Theist who thank one or more god for something like having enough gas to get home, or someone offering them a job when they have no money, reserve the thanks giving for when you get in a car crash and don't die or something.
People who wear Che Guevara t-shirts but know absolutely nothing about Che Guevara.
White teenagers who live in a two story house in a cul de sac in the suburbs, but like to pretend to be gangsta and say shit like "Fuck the police!"
People who dislike all police personell on sight and call police officers facist, when in reality 95% of police officers became and officer to help people.
People on either side of the smoking debate who are way too zealous. Anti-smokers, its a choice, if you don't like it move 6 feet away from the smoker and you will find the air to be clean. Smokers, you are not some oppressed minority, if somebody doesn't want you to smoke in their establishment then fucking deal with it.
People who care about prisoner rights, sure, everyone deserves certain rights that can't be taken away, but people in prison are their to be punished.
People who sell drugs to highschoolers and make tons of cash despite not haveing any ambition, education, or moral compass.
Drunk drivers, I shouldn't have to explain that one, they're all idiots.
Anyone who freaks out when they find out that someone either posses or has no belief in god, despite knowing nothing about that person.
Rapists, murderers, drug dealers, drug addicts, child molesters, thieves, pirates both real and internet oriented, animal and child abusers, and other people that break laws and aren't nice.
People who use a personal tragedy or troubled childhood as an excuse to be a ****.
Angsty teenagers who complain about how their parents are oppressive, while living in a free country where just about anything they want is easily attained.
Sweet 16's.
People who say things like "You gay ni**a," when you explain to them that you were up all night trying to rekindle friendships with people that you really cared about but haven't seen in three years. I would know about this one from personal experience.
People who say things like "Well thats you opinion," when you just stated a cold hard fact.
People who will call soldiers things like "Baby killer" or "rapist" despite knowing nothing about that person. Extra annoyance is gained when the person being insulted is your father and a medic who has never fired a gun at anybody.
That the stupidest people are often the most outspoken.
People who say "that's gay" when they really mean abnormal, wierd, stupid, nonsensical, or silly.
People who make stupid generalizations about any group (I may have done this a few times during this post, but I will own up to it if that is the case).
Elitists of any kind and pretentious people.
Fanboys of any kind.
People who complain when other people are too nice.
People who dislike homeless people even though most homeless people are just victims of an uncaring and unhelpful society.
Racists, homophobes, or any other kind of bigot.
Vegans who act like the facts that they don't eat animal products means that they are in fact the next reincarnation of the Dahli Lama.
People who believe that the misuse of a thing means that the thing is an fact an evil, vile... thing, be it guns, religion, video games, movies, music, whatever.
People who will dismiss something without knowing anything about it, except me, because at least at the time of writing I've always been right, and the day I am wrong I will glady face the music.
People who dismiss something that is very good because of a small detail, i.e. "That movie would have been good but I didn't like the music."
The Penguin from Batman, fuck him.
Comedians that think that being sexist, racist, or that demeaning what other people believe makes them "edgy," I'm looking at you Daniel Tosh you smug fucking ****.
Red Gatorade or Powerade, that shit is nasty and makes me sick.
Thats about it.
