What "Replacement Cusswords" do you use in public?

[Dr. Paine]

Thanks to FFX/X-2, I learned to swear quite fluently in Al Bhed. Mainly used this on message boards to get around filters I did occasionally let it slip IRL, no one really caught on. Had to do this, since my mom is insane on the no swearing.

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My dad's much better about it.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Or "Fudge"

Or my personal favourite when something is bullshit: "WHAT THE GEOFF?!?"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfudge"

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

Son-of-a-batch-of-cookies.

 

[azncutthroat]

I just curse in different languages:

Merda (Italian for "shit").

씨발 (Shebal, Korean for "fuck")

Чёрт (Chyort, Russian for "Damn")

 

[Valgee]

"Oh, Mother Heifer!"

 

[thewhiterave]

I usually don't use replacement words. Not even around my grandma.

But I like "Fish Paste". If I could make that dolphin sound from Spongebob, I'd use that one too. In place of "fuck", though, I sometimes just say "FFFFFUUUUUUU---" or "HOLY CRAP!".

 

[silentsentinel]

I always say "Sonova-" in a low tone. I always leave out the "*****".

 

[ultrachicken]

Shizno (shit, also from red vs. blue)
Yahoo (a bad person, from a book I had to read recently in English class)

 

[Dreyfuss]

I don't, because there's no reason to.

 

[Bek359]

I sometimes use British or Firefly swears instead of their American counterparts.

EDIT: "American", not "English"! British is still English!

 

[CounterAttack]

I use the terms "Mother-Fragger" or "Mother of Angels" if someone would take offense.

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

I don't normally replace anything, it's just words...

Although sometimes I replace shit with fuck, and visa versa.

 

[Agayek]

I don't.

Anyone that gets offended by something a random stranger said needs to get their head examined.

 

[SkredlitheOgre]

Sometimes I use the "curses" from Johnny Dangerously. Farging iceholes. Sunnamabotch. Miserable corksoaker. Those ones.

 

[Vilcus]

I don't swear enough to need a replacement for any of them. If I'm going to swear, then I'm going to swear. If I offend you as a result, then go cry to your mother because I don't care. Also if I hear someone searing wayyyyy too much then I tell them to "Stop fuckin' swearing!" It usually gets a laugh from most people.

 

[Rand-m]

Fartjuice, mainly. With special guest appearances by flick, along with other immature words like poopyhead and buttface.

Most of the time I'll just swear at the top of my lungs. The world needs to hear my anger.

 

[azncutthroat]

I don't normally replace anything, it's just words...

Although sometimes I replace shit with fuck, and visa versa.

Lol there's a point when the difference isn't very noticeable or even matters.

 

[Plurralbles]

Balls. Fudge.

 

[theguitarhero6]

Oh balls and Shut The Front door.