What "Replacement Cusswords" do you use in public?

[RottingAwesome]

oh my Gordon Freeman!

 

[Raiha]

i usually just let fly. or if it would be really innapropriate i just say the sentence without the curse word.

 

[RoosterTeeth]

What the hammer!

 

[ChaoticLegion]

Replacement cusswords? WTF is this? I just say whatever I'd normaly say.

 

[RoosterTeeth]

Oh my God... of war

 

[Sacman]

In place of bullshit I use What Arbitrary Silliness. cookie for reference...

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Normally I'll just cuss in my head, but for the most part I'll surprise myself by using Bloody for some of the major cusses in the world. Crap usually fills in the other blank.

 

[LimeJester]

Wow I am surprised it hasn't come up yet. Shouting FRAK is always satisfying.

 

[SniperWolf427]

My personal favorites are "Balls' hit the fan" "freakin'" "what the russian" and "suck my long hard florida(cause we all know what part of america florida is)"

what are yours?

As a resident of Florida, I must say...

I completely agree with you. It sucks here. It practically is a giant penis.

 

[Jark212]

I only censor what I say around children or the elderly...

Everyone else should be mature enough to deal with it...

 

[Tony2077]

i try not to swear in public but if i do i don't change it

 

[Randvek]

Shazbot is a good one. Mork & Mindy, anyone?

 

[GreyFox389]

BULL-SHARK!

 

[Vohn_exel]

I try not to swear, but I do when I'm really really angry or upset. However, I use the replacements all the time. I say "Holy Crap" "Crikey" (for some reason) and "freaking" the most, probably. The only other exception is that instead of saying "crap," I usually say "piss." That seems to get more of a negative reaction though, lol.

 

[Angerwing]

I sometimes use bollocks/bullocks instead of 'fuck', but that's for humour value. I swear when it's relevant and appropriate. I feel no need to mince my oaths.

 

[Bonkekook]

I often swipe the default innofensive expletive from Farscape; "Frell". And I like to replace "Damn it" with "Damage" for no reason other than I get a kick out of it. And of course I occasionally take a tip from Spongebob and use "Tartar Sauce" as a replacement swear.

Good. I'm not the only one who uses FarScape. Occasionally I'll pull 'What the Hezmannah' out, too.

 

[likalaruku]

I just plain swear, & if anyone calls me on it, I call them pansies for being offended by words & that if they're offended by them, they're weak for having feelings (if they're a guy) & if they're not dudes, I demand what the hell they have against swearing & after she says her pieces, I call her a goddamn embarassment to modern women.

I'm a modern-day Scarlet O'Hara.

 

[Georgie_Leech]

I use "fudge" in the same way most people use "fuck," at least in terms of frustration.

 

[Chicago Ted]

I don't. I'm sorry, but I don't see the need to really buttercoat certain words when I'm in public. Everyone knows them, and if they don't, they'd have learnt them in a few years. The only time I really curb my swearing, is when I'm not in a casual environment. With classes and around relatives, I normally don't swear at all.