What story do your badges tell?

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

That despite being a border-line psycho, I'm at least polite?

 

[Baneat]

I am Candy!. I eat Candy! and own Candy! and my favourite food is Candy!

 

[StormShaun]

The Hero arrived into his kitchen and ate his toasty cheese sanvich, then the hero saw a zombie and now the sudden fighter threw his toasty sandvich at the zombie, it turns out it was not a zombie but his best friend who had just got out of bed and he yelled "HOT STUFF!".

 

[Benny Blanco]

They say that I'm a Chatty Rogue Geek who makes Ass-Kicking an art form.

 

[Aetera]

Well, I am a geeky yet badass chick that will punch you in the face and/or blast some bastards with my shotgun while leading my Roman legion in service of The Master.

...

Omnibus locis fit caedes.

Spoiler: IN HOC SIGNO VINCES.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Lets see.

Neo: Shows I posted over 5,000 times without being too much of a dick

PSN: That I have a PSN account, Shocking i know.

PubClub: That I support the site that I spend the most time on.

On Fire: That I made a somewhat decent thread, though its no Inferno.

 

[Vault101]

I am morpheus..who drinks bear and reads books while being on fire

 

[Queen Michael]

Yahtzee was at a bar having a big glass of beer. Once he'd emptied it, he felt like he was Neo or something. Or in other words, he felt like he was mega hot.

 

[pirate64]

I'm a lazy guy who likes to drink and eat and this will lead to my death

..... wow depressing ^_^

 

[steeple]

I'm a drunk apprentice with a wrench... who flexes a lot...

 

[WolfThomas]

That I've posted over a long time time and that I've incurred no mod wraith. Also I have a titanium spork.

 

[crazie_soviet]

I am a Lich that is truly heartless but from time to time I'll give vague help to people or butcher something

 

[Draconalis]

Yahtzee was at a bar having a big glass of beer. Once he'd emptied it, he felt like he was Neo or something. Or in other words, he felt like he was mega hot.

OR!

Yahtzee met Neo in a Bar and set him on fire!

That one amuses me more

 

[rokkolpo]

Post to see what my badges are...

Ah well clearly just 3 cool guys playing old school games.

 

[Roofstone]

I am the reincarnation of Otacon, who after the ending turned into a exploring, kind hearted, backstabbing rogue..

 

[esperandote]

That I like to trap ponies and then stab them and sing to them while wearing cool glasses.

 

[Chappy]

Mostly that I don't order my badges at all, but if you look at them in Order and judge from the pictures I guess you could assume that I'm reading while intoxicated and on a sugar high? Thats all I could come up with.

 

[Draconalis]

Pretty good, and in spirit with the thread.

 

[SD-Fiend]

I'm a fast talking, brilliant, uber-nerdy dragon.

that's one of the best kinds.

OT:I... well let's just say I get around in the mushroom kingdom... and luigi and mario are pretty cool guy's too.