SonOfVoorhees said:
The badges show that you are a lame that you need badges to show how great you are even though they mean nothing. Not saying your lame, just that seeing any meaning in meaningless badges is silly.
It's not a matter of seeing meaning behind the meaningless. It's a creative writing exercise, essentially.
You look at your badges, whether arranged or placed at random, then create a story from them. Nothing more, nothing less. I've had some pretty good laughs reading what people come up with.
The_root_of_all_evil's post is a good example of this. His badges don't have synergy, but he still made an amusing post.