What the ______? MAD LIBS.

[Akai Shizuku]

Okay, so here's what happens: We post a quote from a politician or anyone, really. Then we replace certain words with ______. The next person takes that, puts in their own words, and posts another quote with ______. Sounds fun? Here we go!

"It is a good thing for an uneducated _____ to read _____ of _____."
-Sir Winston Churchill

 

[lostclause]

"It is a good thing for an uneducated ballboy to read translations of Hebrew."

Mind if I ask what the original quote was?

"One ______ is a tragedy, a ______ is a ______"

Stalin.

 

[MasterSqueak]

"One nuclear detonation is a tragedy, a million is a game over."

"Dear humanity, we ______ being alien _______, we _______ coming to Earth, and we most definitely ______ that the _______ just blew up our raggedy ass _______!"

-Avery J. Johnson.

 

[lostclause]

"Dear Humanity, we enjoy being alien conquerers of Earth, we enjoyed coming to Earth, and we most definitely enjoyed the fact that the aliens just blew up our raggedy ass human slaves!"

I can't think of one at the moment, next poster can take mine.

 

[Pm0n3y]

________ Motherfucka! Do you ________ it?!

- Samuel L. Jackson

 

[postzit]

'english motherfucka! do you speak it'

'___ name ______ james bond'

muitple people

ok i know its a crap one

 

[Sam G]

"Your name isn't James Bond."

"I am ___ for ___! You ___!!!

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"It is a good thing for an uneducated ballboy to read translations of Hebrew."

Mind if I ask what the original quote was?

"One ______ is a tragedy, a ______ is a ______"

Stalin.

I don't remember. XD

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"I am hungry for squirrels! You dick!!!"

"I'm _____, I'm _____ and I'm ____, so ____ you."

-Corey Taylor & Shawn Crahan

 

[Pm0n3y]

"It is a good thing for an uneducated ballboy to read translations of Hebrew."

Mind if I ask what the original quote was?

"One ______ is a tragedy, a ______ is a ______"

Stalin.

I don't remember. XD

It was "One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic". Pretty epic, if you ask me.

EDIT: Oops, wrong quote. my bad.

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OT:"I'm Cool, I'm Calm and I'm Collected, so fuck you."

 

[Sassafrass]

"Does he, Stephen Fry, look like a lady?"

"I've had it with these ______ ____ on this _____ _____"

 

[Pm0n3y]

"I've had it with these goshdarn reptiles on this airborne vehicle!"

"Does he ______ like a ______?!"

 

[Sassafrass]

"Does he dress like a Big Daddy?"

"Yippie-ky-a, _________"

 

[lostclause]

"Do I dance like a butterfly, do you sting like a bee?"

"For a good ____ to do _____, that takes _____."

 

[SteakHeart]

For a good President to do a good job, that takes Guts.

Do _ exist because there is ____ of me? Or does ___ exist because there is ___?

-The Philosoraptor

 

[jad4400]

Edit* Damn, ninjaed

 

[Sam G]

How many trains must a jerk walk down, before you fuck him a second time?

I'm here to ____ ___ and ______ ___, and I'm all ___ of ___.

 

[effilctar]

I'm here to eat, drink and be merry and I'm all full of nachos.

What do I have in my ________?

 

[Sam G]

What do I have in my caravan?

And this time, ___, you don't stand a _____ of a ______!

 

[XJ-0461]

"And this time, Gerald, you don't stand a monkey of a chance!"

With great _______ comes great ________.