What the ______? MAD LIBS.

[SteakHeart]

With great Tacos comes great Taco sauce.

I offer nothing but simple ____, plain ____, and _____ _____.

 

[Sam G]

I offer nothing but simple sex, plain sex, and bondage sex.

_______, mother ______! Do you _____ it?

 

[G-Virus]

Heavens, mother badger! Do you amuse it?

I can ______ you ______, actually I'm ______ that you ______ this ______.

 

[SteakHeart]

Yahtzee, I am your Branston Pickle.

____, ____ never _____.

-Solid Snake

 

[G-Virus]

Furthermore, donkeys never explode.

In my ______ ______, I see that ______. ______ ______.

 

[Pm0n3y]

In my pants, i see that there is a party. Wanna Invite?

How would like to _____ mah ______?

 

[SteakHeart]

How would you like to FIRE mah LAZOR?

A ____ saved is a ____ _____.

 

[effilctar]

This was a glitch in the matrix
I'm making a stand here, fuck the agents.
It's hard to eat my cheese sandwich.

And the ___ gets done and you ___ a ___ ____ for the ____ who are _____ _______

 

[SteakHeart]

EDIT: Ninja'd, ignore.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

And the spaghetti gets done and you amuse a legendary mudkip for the an heroes who are terrorising FREDERICK

What we've _____ here is ______ to ______... Some ____ you ____ can't _____

 

[Sam G]

What we've stabbed here is to die... Some survival you really can't comprehend.

I _____ really ___ on your ____.

 

[SteakHeart]

I am really coming on your tacos.

Pass, someone else do a quote for me.

 

[Sassafrass]

If you insist.

Hang on, ___, I've had a _____ _____

 

[hopeneverdies]

Hang on, sport, I've had a delicious prophecy.

Always vote for ________, though you may _____ alone, and you may _______ the sweetest ________ that your vote is _______ ________.

-John Quincy Adams

 

[Sam G]

Always vote for Sam, though you may wank alone, and you may snort the sweetest iron that your vote is awesome cool.

The _____'s a bloody ___!

 

[SteakHeart]

The drink's a bloody mary!

When there's somethin' _____ in your ______, Who ya gonna _____? ____busters!

 

[hopeneverdies]

When there's somethin' sexy in your bedroom, Who ya gonna stab? Drugbusters!

The most ______ weapon on _______ is the human _______ on ______.

-Ferdinand Foch-

 

[SteakHeart]

The most ineffective weapon on Earth is the human mind on crack.

I hope __ made lotsa ______!

 

[Sam G]

I hope Clint Eastwood made lotsa money!

No, not ____ the ___! IT _____!

 

[Akai Shizuku]

No, not rape the dog! IT SCREAMS!

"There is nothing to _____ but _____ itself!"