Get them drunk, whatever they are. Or high. Basically, mix some alcohol/cough medicine/bong-water with syrup in a shallow lid and leave it out. In the interest of science, of course. Don't piss them off or kill them, because insects are nifty.
What the hell are these things?
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Oh, damn... see this is why firearms are a good thing. You'll want a shotgun for an even spread, because if you miss, the noise will piss that thing off... XDThatLankyBastard said:Jesus Christ...DirtyMagic said:Something like this?
...is moving to a different area an option?
Seriously, if you want to get rid of that thing, you don't get a margin for error D:
Hornets are wasps. Big ones. That hate mankind and seek to return the world to a time when they ruled supreme, majestically roaming the tropical forests on their dinosaur-mounted mobile hives. You are vermin to these cold, heartless aberrations.Realitycrash said:
Whenever we had bug problems on Boy Scout campouts, we just used the ol' "Aerosol and a lighter" method if they looked remotely like something that might kill us if we provoked them.Quiet Stranger said:
Hmmm... they look as though they'd be around for a while.
Start worshipping them and giving them sacrifices of your siblings and household pets to satiate their godly temper.
In the meantime, see if you can capture one, stick a pin through their thorax into a piece of foam and mail it to me... for science and all that jazz!
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Start worshipping them and giving them sacrifices of your siblings and household pets to satiate their godly temper.
In the meantime, see if you can capture one, stick a pin through their thorax into a piece of foam and mail it to me... for science and all that jazz!
I'll be sure to send that to the guys at my lab... half of them will be wearing sadistic grins for the day, while the rest will be having nightmares for a month!Athol said:
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Spray with liberal doses of Windex. Apparently the chemicals in it screw up their ability to to send/receive chemical signals properly and they become disoriented and try to return to the hive whereupon...
...they are attacked and killed by their own hive mates because they aren't emitting the correct chemical signals.
Oh, and run like hell.
...they are attacked and killed by their own hive mates because they aren't emitting the correct chemical signals.
Oh, and run like hell.
That thing is the devils pet. Good God...Jark212 said:Or a Cicada Killer:
Insects are fucking terrifying. Whatever it was, don't go looking for it.Athol said:
A shotgun??? I'm thinking more along the lines on Tactical Thermo-Nuclear Warheads for that beast of absolute bad-assery...binnsyboy said:Oh, damn... see this is why firearms are a good thing. You'll want a shotgun for an even spread, because if you miss, the noise will piss that thing off... XDThatLankyBastard said:Jesus Christ...DirtyMagic said:Something like this?
...is moving to a different area an option?
Holy shit, I saw one of those things in a dream last night!DirtyMagic said:Something like this?
Because they're still wasps and will fuck. you. up.
It was resting on a leaf as in the picture, I got close to it, it floated up, we did the side-step-back-and-forth dance that is virtually required when a person meets a flying insect, (always seems to happen, doesn't it?) then I punched it, it flew backward, gave inertia the finger, and flew back at me at the same speed with which I had sent it flying, causing me to punch it again. This went back and forth several times like a game of Gannondorf's tennis until my alarm went off. I don't know who won.
OP: I recommend a can of wasp Raid, the stuff is, I'm told, death in a can when applied to the bug it's meant for. Don't worry about range, it's supposed to reach about 30 feet in a concentrated beam of genocide. (may want to test it about a bit, though)
