What the hell are you?

[Bratzzzzzz]

I am not ugly, it's just that my head was designed to accomodate a Viking Raider helmet

 

[The Iron Ninja]

"I am Adam, prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!" Cringer became the mighty Battlecat and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe. Only three others share this secret: our friends the Sorceress, Man-at-Arms and Orko. Together we defend Castle Grayskull from the evil forces of Skeletor."

 

[Librarian Mike]

I am Iron Man

No, I'M Iron Man.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

I run from reality and indulge in fiction. Constantly ingnoring the severity of my situation, forgetting all that really matters. I am an escapist.

 

[Evilbunny]

I am the walrus. coo coo cachew.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

My computer messed up and double posted.

 

[Shadowtek]

your nightmares come to life.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I am the walrus. coo coo cachew.

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is fucking great!

 

[Bratzzzzzz]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

 

[Convenient_Label]

I'm the guy that can synthesize so much high explosive during my lunch break that I could blow up Hawaii, so shut the hell up and fear my wrath already!

No, seriously, on my godsdamn lunchbreak...

(If you prefer I could make tiny sapphire's, but they don't blow up, so why bother?)

 

[jim_doki]

I am Jack's raging bile duct

 

[Bratzzzzzz]

I'm Jimmy's raging bile duck.

Yes, thats right, i said "duck"

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I am Spike Spiegal.

 

[KarumaK]

I'm a PC...

I'm the voice inside your head you refuse to hear...

I am the hope of the Universe. I am the answer to all living things who cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth... ally to good, nightmare to you!

 

[iamnotincompliance]

I am not in compliance. I thought that was clear enough.

 

[Cahlee]

I am Cahlee the magnificent, benevolent ruler of my street and all who live within it!

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

I'm not who you think I am...

 

[Marbas]

I am me, and you are you, you're not me, there's just no WAAAOOR)0asglds;fkjhsdfhlk.


Kudos for whoever gets that reference.

 

[qbert4ever]

I. Am. Ice-cream man. Runnin' over fat kids with my van.

I am having the strangest feeling of deja vu.

 

[DeathsAmbassador]

I am me.