What the hell are you?

[bodyklok]

I am what I am and I am AWESOME.
EDIT: I am also surprised that no on has said "I am Spartacus"

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

I am he as you are here and we are here and we are all together.

 

[Falconus]

I am a crazy person with two swords and a stupid hat.

 

[FireBlade_2049]

You know the little angel and devil on your shoulders that tell you to do good and bad things? I'm the perverted guitar playing otaku ninja catgirl that sits on your head that tells you to do AWESOME things.

Failing that, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

You know the little angel and devil on your shoulders that tell you to do good and bad things? I'm the perverted guitar playing otaku ninja catgirl that sits on your head that tells you to do AWESOME things.

Failing that, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

That is pretty cool, I never noticed that little guy up there.

 

[TheGreatGonzo26]

ego sum deus.

I think you're awesome!

 

[Xojins]

I am V. At last you know the truth.

Beware the Ides of March....

And by that I mean I'd recommend not airing that next episode of yours.

Alrighty then?

 

[Fenring]

I'm Joel form MST3K, but WAY cooler.

 

[chronobreak]

I am the Alpha, and the Omega.

 

[Psyco Slim]

i am the stone that the building refused, i am the visual and the insperation that makes ladies sing the blues, i am the spark that makes your idea bright, the same spark that lights the way so u know your left from your right, i am the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun, the inner glow to let you know to call your brother son, the story that has begun, the promise of whats to come, and i wil remain a warrior even after the war is won

 

[CodeChrono]

I am an optimistic realist with a side salad of pessimism mixed in.

In other words...

I am an oxymoron.

 

[DrHobo]

I'm the animus, the fungus in your milk

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

I am a battery-power ninja pirate hybrid who flies in a hovercraft at 237mph on the open ocean while being chased by a sea monster which is dragging fleets of undead flamethrower wielding yetis while Irish vikings try to shoot me with shotguns as they hang from pterodactyls that have laser-guided photon beams strapped to their heads, all of whom are trying to stop me from getting to the combination White Castle and Marijuana Outlet before they close in 10 minutes...

or maybe i'm just psychotic

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

 

[ace_of_something]

I am.

 

[DuncanRR]

I'm an artist.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I am the question that nobody asked and the answer that nobody wanted.

 

[joystickjunki3]

What I am.

 

[Darkwolf9]

I am the wind