What the hell are you?

[TheGreatGonzo26]

ego sum deus.

I think you're awesome!

 

[Xojins]

I am V. At last you know the truth.

Beware the Ides of March....

And by that I mean I'd recommend not airing that next episode of yours.

Alrighty then?

 

[Fenring]

I'm Joel form MST3K, but WAY cooler.

 

[chronobreak]

I am the Alpha, and the Omega.

 

[Psyco Slim]

i am the stone that the building refused, i am the visual and the insperation that makes ladies sing the blues, i am the spark that makes your idea bright, the same spark that lights the way so u know your left from your right, i am the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun, the inner glow to let you know to call your brother son, the story that has begun, the promise of whats to come, and i wil remain a warrior even after the war is won

 

[CodeChrono]

I am an optimistic realist with a side salad of pessimism mixed in.

In other words...

I am an oxymoron.

 

[DrHobo]

I'm the animus, the fungus in your milk

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

I am a battery-power ninja pirate hybrid who flies in a hovercraft at 237mph on the open ocean while being chased by a sea monster which is dragging fleets of undead flamethrower wielding yetis while Irish vikings try to shoot me with shotguns as they hang from pterodactyls that have laser-guided photon beams strapped to their heads, all of whom are trying to stop me from getting to the combination White Castle and Marijuana Outlet before they close in 10 minutes...

or maybe i'm just psychotic

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

 

[ace_of_something]

I am.

 

[DuncanRR]

I'm an artist.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I am the question that nobody asked and the answer that nobody wanted.

 

[joystickjunki3]

What I am.

 

[Darkwolf9]

I am the wind

 

[codac42]

Im a servant to God Im the shoulder to cry on Im the musician that just brightened up your day the stranger that stopped to help fix your tire.

 

[Dread_Reaper]

I am, therefore I think.

-Dread_Reaper

 

[falcontwin]

I am me and thats all I can be.

 

[Sewblon]

Oppinianated, pop-culture obsessed loner.

 

[Dommyboy]

1 4am t3h ub3R 1337 tr011.

 

[ShogunGino]

I am the one hiding under your bed. Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
I am the one hiding under your stairs. Fingers like snakes and spiders for my hair.
I am the clown with the tear-away face. Hear a flash and gone without a trace.
I am the one when you call "who's there".
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
I am the shadow of the moonlit night. Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

Alternatively, I am a figment of your imagination, tormenting your very life with my absurd, striking realism.