What the hell are you?

[Lord Beautiful]

I am perfection embodied, beauty personified, strength manifested, wisdom culminated into the ultimate being. Yes. I am indeed Hugh Jackman.

 

[wewontdie11]

I'm drunk.

 

[iwinatlife]

I am a blasphemously devout heretical atheist

 

[Actual]

I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

 

[Mr. Payne]

I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

Awesome. A Dune qoute. Didnt think anyone else actually enjoyed it.

Oh, and,

I'm a Big Kid now!

 

[Larmo]

i am a masculine, straight girl,(i am often mistaken for a lesbian for some reason)

 

[Omnidum]

I'm a holy grammatic warrior appointed with the task of purifying English of d3h ch47 5p3k.

Edit:

I am a blasphemously devout heretical atheist

I'm that too, but add pessimistic in there.

 

[Mr. Payne]

I am... Insane in the Membrane.

 

[Actual]

I'm a man of wealth and taste,
Been around for a long long year.

This is a silly kind of fun.

Mr. Payne, you are insane in your membrane if you think there's one person in this world who doesn't love Dune. Correction: there are those who love it, those yet to see it, and those poor confused lost souls who haven't yet come to terms with the glory that has entered their consciousness.

 

[Kuropan]

I am Sailor Moon, champion of love and justice! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!

no, really, i'm just a barista who loves punk rock and anime. And fluffy things >_>

 

[WinkyTheGreat]

I'M SPARTACUS!

I'm Spartacus!

 

[CompanionCube]

I'm Jesus in a can.

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

Fluffy savant net vermin with equalized portions of pinky and the brain personalities...and all the ineptitude between them!

I am trying to take over the world...one lost IQ point at a time!

 

[intergral]

I'm a cheesecake.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'm a cheesecake.

'Sounds Human enough.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I'm the most badass neurotic person alive!

I beg to differ. And yes, I will fight you for that title.

Besides that, I'm a Jew.

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

I'm a drummer...I'm retarded.

 

[zen5887]

Some guy who plays bass allright I spose.

 

[Drakmorg]

I'm down with the trudgemank

 

[Powerhelix]

i r grilled cheese sammach
yes i know i spelt that all wrong =)