What the hell is wrong with you!?

[Hey Joe]

We've had a fair bit of 'making ourselves feel better' threads around here lately, so I've decided to shatter the party with a little darkly introspection.

The question I pose for you all today is : What is your worst quality?

We all seem to be ones for blowing our own horn (oi!), so perhaps it is time we all as individuals looked inside ourselves and decided that we do indeed suck. I believe this will be a healthy exercise in balance after all of the...sacrin sentiment felt during the past couple of weeks.

A few stipulations.

This is a thread for introspection, not for calling out other people's faults so please keep it to that, and don't be insulting other people, we don't want this thread to devolve into a flame-war; we're above that apparently.

Oh, and don't agree with people's points, that shit's just wrong.

For example

POSTER ONE: I can be a bit concieted
POSTER TWO: Damn straight *****!
POSTER ONE: WTF?

And so on and so on until we're either dead in a Cold War style uneasy truce.

Anyhow, on with the show!

I can be awfully condescending at times, it's not my fault that people are stupid

 

[mokes310]

I can be awfully condescending at times, it's not my fault that people are stupid

That's me right there! And I love me some me, quite a bit actually.

 

[Berethond]

I can be excessively cruel.

 

[tijuanatim]

I am too sarcastic for my own good. And I have some major trust issues.

 

[NekoAnastasia]

I'm an intellectual snob.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I'm really lazy, and gluttonous, and neurotic, and basically an all-around failure of a human being.

 

[axia777]

I can be pushy, loud, and overly direct in my opinions. It really pisses people off. Most times, I just don't care though.

 

[K_Dub]

I'm kinda a dick towards my friends. I also have a very poor outlook about the future of mankind and I HATE people, not persons, people.

 

[Epifols]

I hate most people.

And I'm told thats not good.

I also like to fuck with peoples' heads.

 

[Ace of Spades]

When provoked, I can be incredibly aggressive.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I'm too sexy for my shirt.
So sexy it hurts....
On topic: I am a bit sharp with people verbally and laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzy.

 

[AboveUp]

I tend to blame my self for everything that goes wrong, making me hate myself.
Plus:

I can be awfully condescending at times, it's not my fault that people are stupid

 

[j1-2themax]

Everything. Just... everything.

 

[EXPLICITasian]

i have a toy train in my butt

 

[Haru_Elric]

My main flaw is I get angry at people too easily. Unless I know that it is in jest.

 

[vede]

I suck at games. ('Cept for STALKER...)

I can't stand mentally retarded people, even though I know they can't control their mental abilities.

I'm brutally honest. I lost my first\only girlfriend because of this...

I tend to look at things from a materialistic, completely emotionless perspective, which people think is just wrong, like how I don't think people whose entire lives consist of life-support are worth the resources to be kept alive.

 

[Avatar Roku]

I am too sarcastic for my own good. And I have some major trust issues.

I'm an intellectual snob.

These both describe me a little too well. Also, I sort of put myself on a pedestal (which sort of goes hand-in-hand with the snob part).

 

[ZeroMachine]

I procrastinate WAY to much.

It prevented me from returning to college last semester, and almost did so this semester. But I think I'm getting better...

... I also have a tendency to think I'm doing better at something when I'm really not. =P
(half joking there)

EDIT: I guess this shows another thing, I always try to make people laugh, and I barely ever catch myself when it's not a good time. Most of the time it works out fine, but a couple times the person either didn't get it or got a bit annoyed.