Backstory:
Yesterday I went to the Millwoods Disease Center, a local shopping mall for gangs, in search of cheap cat food and tunafish. I found the tunafish at a store that smelled of rotten feet called Zellers, but then my dad realized he wanted a red ball from the Doller Store. This involved walking through the mall and risking malaria and getting stabbed.
On this quest, we walked past a pub/grill/gang hangout called Bo'Diddly's. I looked beyond the group of thieving gypsy children in front of me to read the sign in front of the blood-spattered doors. It read:
"Free mug of domestic draft with purchase of breakfast."
I was overcome with nausea at the idea of both having beer for breakfast and having breakfast at a place called Bo'Diddlys. Before I left, I looked inside and noticed an obese woman sitting inside, eating some sort of putrid grease banana. She took a large bite and winked at me, which was my signal to get out of there.
Topic
Personally, I don't even like to think of drinking anything alcoholic before lunch. It just seems weird to me. Although I could see having champagne for breakfast, a nice cold beer just doesn't seem to go well with cereal and pancakes.
What time do you think is acceptable to drink an alcoholic beverage? Do you take exeption to some?
Yesterday I went to the Millwoods Disease Center, a local shopping mall for gangs, in search of cheap cat food and tunafish. I found the tunafish at a store that smelled of rotten feet called Zellers, but then my dad realized he wanted a red ball from the Doller Store. This involved walking through the mall and risking malaria and getting stabbed.
On this quest, we walked past a pub/grill/gang hangout called Bo'Diddly's. I looked beyond the group of thieving gypsy children in front of me to read the sign in front of the blood-spattered doors. It read:
"Free mug of domestic draft with purchase of breakfast."
I was overcome with nausea at the idea of both having beer for breakfast and having breakfast at a place called Bo'Diddlys. Before I left, I looked inside and noticed an obese woman sitting inside, eating some sort of putrid grease banana. She took a large bite and winked at me, which was my signal to get out of there.
Topic
Personally, I don't even like to think of drinking anything alcoholic before lunch. It just seems weird to me. Although I could see having champagne for breakfast, a nice cold beer just doesn't seem to go well with cereal and pancakes.
What time do you think is acceptable to drink an alcoholic beverage? Do you take exeption to some?
