I have a blunt chinese sword somewhere.I got it from a friend after we had a sword fight on his birthday.It was hilarious, we were really drunk in his backyard, I went in from the backdoor searching the toilet and found a cellar room in which his father had about a dozen different (non-sharpened)swords.Naturally, I immediatly grabbed as many as I could carry and challenged everyone to a swordfight.So me and my friend get out on the street at ca. 2am and started screaming and fighting Highlander style, until after around 10 minutes the cops arrived, asking us politely to get the hell the street.A neighbor awoke from our screaming and wasn't particularly pleased to see two drunk men with long Hair having an uncoordinated swordfight on her front lawn.Though we didn't really touch her fucking lawn, but for some reason, the cops didn't actually listen to anything we said.