what weapons do you own>?

[sheic99]

One crowbar (in my bed for fending off zombies); a bunch of knives - scizzors too (in the kitchen); access to power tools my dad has... ermm... SA80 in the unit barracks that I'm not allowed to take out whenever I want... errr. I think that's it really, unless you count broken bottles or fists as weapons. Edit: a pool/snooker cue in NOT a weapon no matter what the law says, HOW could you hurt somebody with that (without it snapping)?

The question isn't how do you keep it from snapping, it's what do you do after it snaps?

1 machete, kitchen knives, dull pocket knives, 2 dull decrotive knives and a shotgun.

 

[Chaz D]

so, because weapon laws in the UK and the Eurozone can be very annoying compared to those in the US (unless you live in California or most of the north end of the Eastern Seaboard), we're straitjacket-wearin, small-animal-torturing nutters? I ask, voice dripping my trademark screwball sarkiness..

I wouldn't say our weapon laws are annoying. "Sane" is probably more adequate.

But if you guys have invented guns that can be operated while wearing straightjackets, I have to get me one of those.

 

[Hawks_Pride]

There's a law in the UK that bans most sorts of pistol because some lunatic shot up a school. It's sane to base the law on actions of the criminal minority, thus punishing the law abiding majority?

There's also a number of laws in various European countries that ban the use of present and former military rounds by civilians. I'm still trying to figure out exactly what the purpose of that is.

 

[JRslinger]

Glad to see so many fellow gun owners on this board.

I have a P99(like James Bond had in Die another day)
a ruger GP100 revolver (like Clive Owen had in Inside Man)
a mosin nagant (Call of duty 2)
a semi-auto AK
a Kershaw folding knife

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

An extremely pointy rake.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

One sword and this is on the way, just need to save up enough money.
Going to get training to own this and yes it is possible to own this gun.

Spoiler: I can see why the feds require training for this

Requires approximately $3250 in training minus the rifle, ammo ect. Don't you dare say fat chance either.

 

[Copter400]

A Finnish hunting knife and a chair leg. The latter has resulted in weird looks from my parents.

 

[traceur_]

I own two bows, 1 recurve and 1 compound, also a slingshot.

 

[Kajt]

Let's see...
2 Fists.
2 Elbows.
2 Feet.
2 Knees.
1 Head.
9 Weapons, and guess what I had to pay to get them?
NOTHING.

 

[MasterSqueak]

A Glock 10mm, a WW2 Springfield, a twelve gauge, and a homemade rock knife with a blade the size of my head.

 

[Valkyira]

I have the experimental MIRV

 

[Squedee]

four shotguns and a 22

 

[Fruitloops89]

My Grandfathers Civil War Rifle with Bayonet and Saber
My Grandfathers WWII Nazi Luger he stole
a Butterfly Knife

Although my Grandfathers guns he gave me are still in my mothers possession until I get my own house, but in his will he passed them on to me.

 

[Vrex360]

I have a US army issue bayonet, a somewhat blunt spear and the prize gem of my collection a katana that is really sharp*. Of course my single most dangerous weapon is my el natural weapon... I think people can guess what I mean.

*accidentally carved my own finger when I opened it from it's box

 

[Aur0ra145]

A few rifles
a few shotguns
several knifes, mainly hunting ones
my car I guess
an extremely good intellect
a guitar
an old CRT monitor

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I like to carry around a vial of mutated anthrax. For duck huntin'.

 

[KaiRai]

I own an M4 and a .50 cal, a knife, a .357 desert eagle, a sawn off shotgun and an Uzi.

...Oh you mean in real life? None. I'm a Brit. We're not allowed them. Although I do have my own weapon at my Barracks

 

[Wayne Insane]

I have a blunt chinese sword somewhere.I got it from a friend after we had a sword fight on his birthday.It was hilarious, we were really drunk in his backyard, I went in from the backdoor searching the toilet and found a cellar room in which his father had about a dozen different (non-sharpened)swords.Naturally, I immediatly grabbed as many as I could carry and challenged everyone to a swordfight.So me and my friend get out on the street at ca. 2am and started screaming and fighting Highlander style, until after around 10 minutes the cops arrived, asking us politely to get the hell the street.A neighbor awoke from our screaming and wasn't particularly pleased to see two drunk men with long Hair having an uncoordinated swordfight on her front lawn.Though we didn't really touch her fucking lawn, but for some reason, the cops didn't actually listen to anything we said.

 

[Anachronism]

My prototype portable orbital laser. I haven't quite got it worked out yet, but give me a little time.

I like to carry around a vial of mutated anthrax. For duck huntin'.

First the mad scientist can't get a doomsday device; tomorrow it's the mad grad student! Where will it end?!

 

[Zombie Badger]

I have a pen. I could kill you all.