I have a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. It also has tits. And is on FIRE.
Actually, I have two very, very old Spanish epées (very thin fencing swords, thicker than a foil though), this neat Gil Hibben fighting dagger (looks useless, but it's pretty solid and well-made), a machete, a hand-and-a-half Scottish broadsword, this odd one that's a long, thin sword like a rapier, but too long and heavy to be one. Not sure what it is exactly, but it has a swept hilt. This long Chinese pole-arm with a staff and curved blade on the end, a snake-head tanto/wakizashi/katana set (totally decorative), black wakizashi/katana set, this staff you pull apart with sword blades in each end, a Chinese long sword, some kindof Nordic axe.
And quite a collection of random fixed and folding knives lying around each room.