What will you name your children?

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Mr Fixit

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For a boy I think I'll go with Olan, it's unique, but not completely off the wall.

For a girl, Zoey or Amee. Amee was my great, great grandmothers name & I've always liked the odd spelling.
 

Stasisesque

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Lilani said:
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Durante is the long form of "Dante".
Coinin is Irish, a lot of Irish names are spelt funny.
Bastion is short for "Sebastian".
Viktor is an alternative for "Victor".
Just because the name has a purpose doesn't mean it's going to be any easier to deal with. Until middle school junior high I don't see that kid being called anything but "Doo-ran-te" or "Doo-ran-tee" by anyone who isn't his friend if they spell Dante that way. Coinin is going to make him the snack machine kid "Coin-in," "insert coin," etc. Bastion isn't so bad, but if they spell Victor that way then that kid is never going to see his name spelled right for all of his living days. "Katelynd" is also an alternative for "Caitlin," and a cousin of mine even has that name with that spelling, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea to spell it that way. Victor comes from the word "Victory," which has no K. The K is there for no reason but to make it "unique," and fails at doing even that because at the end of the day the name is still "Victor" and the only difference is the hundreds if not thousands of times he'll have to correct people over his lifetime.

So yes, that is a stupid thing to do with a name. The purpose of a name in a purely practical sense is to facilitate identification, not to hinder it. Also, it's a rather sad thing to say about your kid in general. You don't think they'll be unique enough on their own to make their name stand out, so you had to spell their name in a stupid way to make sure they don't get ignored.
This is where it gets dodgy. Viktor, with a k, is the 9th most popular boy's name in Sweden. If you spell it with a 'c' there you're more likely to suffer those problems with spelling. It's spelled with a 'k' in a number of countries, in Italy it lacks a 'c' or a 'k' completely. It is not the parents' fault if they chose to honour their heritage and name their child accordingly. In the West we're living in an ever-increasing multicultural world, so why on earth do we have to all have easy-to-spell Christian forenames? Especially in countries like America where I would hope people are rather used to a melting pot of nationalities.

As for your other criticisms, in England the name 'Bastion' would be considered "weird". It's the name of the kid from The NeverEnding Story, my generation would have known it as that and probably only that, but show us a Siobhan, a Niamh or an Eilidh (Scottish, Hayley) and while the spelling would have been hard to grasp at a young age, it would have been considered more normal. I had a Siobhan and an Eilidh in my year, though granted I thought the latter's name was Hayley. I'm not even going to attempt to phonetically type out 'Coinin', but rest assured it isn't pronounced "coin-in" so the chances of children mocking him for that are slim unless children only communicate via text (which... actually they might, but that's another question) these days. This goes for Durante, too.

Children will find ways to mock anything. My name was mocked, it's a common name but it's also easily twisted to mean something else. But my name is my name after my grandmother, who was named for her grandmother and so on. I was lucky really, that it was so "easy to spell", and yet phonetically most kids will get it wrong anyway. There is absolutely nothing wrong with naming your child after your heritage, some cultures dictate it, in fact. It has nothing to do with thinking the child is somehow not special enough without a special name. I concur that some names are just dumb in general, but there are plenty mentioned in this thread and yet the post you pick on listed nothing but real names with long histories and rich cultural meanings.
 

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EeveeElectro said:
Pretty much xD I love the game.
I probably wouldn't pick an outlandish name after a game character because it's a little unfair to my kid. Aerith is probably the strangest, I prefer the 'th' to Aeris. My friend has a little girl called Eris, she got the name by combining Erin and Iris. Another awesome friend of mine has a beautiful girl called Aerith named after the FFVII character.

Maybe I could have enough kids to name them all after a FF team...
Eris and Aerith both sound nice =) They aren't too unusual to be considered kinda mean or anything.

I'm trying to think of a FF cast that won't result in at least one of your kids hating you for that;

FF6: Gau?
FF7: Red XIII?
FF8: Quintis?
FF9: Quina?
FF10: Kimahri?

=P I'd be tempted to call my daughter Yuna actually. I think it sounds lovely but it's a bit too unusual.
 

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I can only really think of boy names. I dunno; I have nothing against girls at all (seeing as I am one), I just can't come up with anything that sounds appealing!

I really like Nathaniel and Dante (the poet, not the devil hunter) though.

captcha: Pipe Down; what I'll be telling them should I have them.
 

Headsprouter

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Uh, for a girl, Sophie's a pretty name.

For a boy, erm, Nick.

I shoulda been called Nick. One woman at a restaurant misheard my name as it, and ever since I've thought "God, that should have been my name.." it's way less common than Jack (in my experience), and just as short, sweet and catchy.

I'll be avoiding the Irish names, Orlaith, Oisin, Caoimhe, Aiobheann, etc.*

*pronunciation, form left to right:

Orla, Osheen, Kiva, Ave-een. I'm not even sure I spelt 'em right.
 

Shinsei-J

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If I have a girl I want her to be called Evangeline, Valory, Grace, Yuffie, Rosett or Fiona, they're all so beautiful yet have a lot of strength just like I'd want her to be. If it's a boy the perhaps Patrick after my uncle I never met, Graham, Cid, Zidane, Chrona or Joshua.
I reckon I could sneak a few of the references past my wife's knowledge but all of these are names I just adore.
 

C. Cain

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I would name my children Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, Gilgamesh. Irrespective of their actual gender.
 

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As for a daughter... Not sure, but I am partial to Winry.
Huh, so I'm not the only one. It's a nice name and she was one of my favourite characters in FMA.

OT: Probably Winry for a girl. No idea for the boy.
 

Zac Jovanovic

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If I have a baby girl I'll name her Lana, unrelated to Superman stuff, I just like the name.
A boy I'd probably name Zoran, can't really think of a good boy name now. I sure hate mine.
 

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You guys are gonna have some unhappy kids when they grow up. Especially anyone who thinks anything Japanese is a good idea.
As for everyone thinking about a name from Final Fantasy game... dont worry. Your spouse will have the sense not to let you do that to your child.


I will probably name any sons I have... Huw or Gareth, both are Welsh names belonging to two of my greatest friends. As for any girls I have I am not sure, I will have to refer to the woman on that.
 

RoBi3.0

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I named my kids

1st: Dawson Blake
2nd: Anastasia Love
3rd: Zander Clay
4th: Liam Korbin
5th: Cambria Cherish
6th: Rowan Chandler
 

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Well, most of the male names I like also belong to close friends of mine. Jason, Simon, David, Bjorn. I can't name my kids after them, that would be an unmanly display of emotion.

And ones that don't go well with my surname are out too.

So that basically leaves me with:

Brann, after Brann Dailor of Mastodon
Mikael, after Mikael Akerfeldt of Opeth/Bloodbath
Jack or Rufus just 'cos they're good names.

And as for girls' names, I like Eve or season names, ie Winter, Summer, Autumn.

Would possibly go for more interesting names if my partner was up for it. Norse or Roman gods could definitely be on the list.
 

KeroseneBlast

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In Greek tradition, you name your kids after your parents. As such, my first son will be Tim (dad's name), and my first daughter will be Catherine (or some variant on Katerina). My 2d son/daughter will be named after my wife's parents, unless they've got some really weird, untranslatable Greek names like Lesbia or Paminondas (true story, I have relatives with both those names).

After that, I lean toward Evan for a boy (my middle name and great-grandfather's name) and Anastasia or Maria for a girl.
 

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All of my names are the names of inspirational people. I have a choice between Charles (Darwin), Christopher (Hitchens), Alan(Turing) and Karl (Marx) for a boy and any variations of those name, like Charlie or Chris. Unfortunately, there aren't that many women throughout history that have done much because of the whole oppression thing. I don't like the names of the few noteworthy women in history, either. I only have one name for a girl and I stole Nikola Tesla's name.
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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Strazdas said:
MASTACHIEFPWN said:
You mean delusional chivalric knights.
actually things have turned around and Don Kihote (spelling?) is not used as an inspirational motivator of seeking your goars regardless of other things. especially hard pushed in business administration (aka get your business strategy and don't bow to those silly costumer requests).
I think it's spelled Quixote
(Spanis is weird, man.)
 

penguindude42

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If I have a daughter, she'll be MeganMEE-gan Eliah. "Megan" because that was my mum's choice
of a girl's nameFor me. I was supposed to be a Megan., and "Eliah" just to see what happens between her and other children.

But if it's a boy...James Russell. For a reason that should be obvious.
 

Gunjester

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Lilani said:
Gunjester said:
Me and my girlfriend said that if we have kids we come to an agreement, I choose the names for boys, and she chooses for girls. Thus, my choices for male names are:
Durante(Dante), Coinin, Bastion and Viktor.
My girlfriend's name choices for girls are:
Melody, Natalie, and Lyla

....Yeah, our kids might be a bit bullied unless we manage to raise them awesome.
Nooooooo. Don't spell your kid's names in stupid ways. Don't do it. It'll just make their life hell, always having to spell it to people, never having it spelled right on school documents because the system will always assume their name is a mistake. Don't. My mom works at an elementary school, and every year she'll send an email to everyone in the family of all the stupid and stupidly spelled names she saw enter the school that year. So don't do it. Don't let your kid end up on a stupid name list. Your kid will never thank you for giving them a name that no teacher or boss will ever say or spell correctly from their first day of kindergarten until the day their death certificate is printed.
Only Viktor was spelt "wrong". The rest were correct. Even so, I don't care, I grew up Thomas and my girlfriend's Louisa, we both have fairly common names and dislike them for this purpose, we want our kids to preferably never have to be bothered by knowing someone with the same name as them, and the whole telling people how to their name thing is a point of pride, not annoyance, my last name needs to be spelled everytime for people, I don't get bothered.

And if you're referring to Durante, that's the original name, Dante is actually a short form.
 

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Stasisesque said:
Lilani said:
Gunjester said:
Me and my girlfriend said that if we have kids we come to an agreement, I choose the names for boys, and she chooses for girls. Thus, my choices for male names are:
Durante(Dante), Coinin, Bastion and Viktor.
My girlfriend's name choices for girls are:
Melody, Natalie, and Lyla

....Yeah, our kids might be a bit bullied unless we manage to raise them awesome.
Nooooooo. Don't spell your kid's names in stupid ways. Don't do it. It'll just make their life hell, always having to spell it to people, never having it spelled right on school documents because the system will always assume their name is a mistake. Don't. My mom works at an elementary school, and every year she'll send an email to everyone in the family of all the stupid and stupidly spelled names she saw enter the school that year. So don't do it. Don't let your kid end up on a stupid name list. Your kid will never thank you for giving them a name that no teacher or boss will ever say or spell correctly from their first day of kindergarten until the day their death certificate is printed.
Durante is the long form of "Dante".
Coinin is Irish, a lot of Irish names are spelt funny.
Bastion is short for "Sebastian".
Viktor is an alternative for "Victor".

And Melody, Natalie and Lyla are all normal names.

None of those I would class as spelt in "stupid ways", there's just a lot of cross-cultural references going on. Have you never met a Siobhan, an Eoin or a Diarmuid? Now those are bizarrely spelled, but very common names.
Thank you, looks like someone else understood this. I myself do a lot of writing as a hobby, just little stories and what not, and as such I've been becoming more versed in Onomatology, so I've been taking my favourite names from different cultures and languages. My name is Hebrew, Thomas, but spelt with an English variant spelling and I myself have South-American parents with roots in Poland, Spain and Italy predominantly. I'm going to name my kids something that'll stand out, to assume they're weak enough in esteem or sensitivity to allow people to trample them for having a unique name with foreign spelling and a kick-ass meaning is a bit of an insult.(referring to the ignorant douche up there, not yourself, my good sir.)