What will your last words be

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thingymuwatsit

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May 29, 2010
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Due to my constant fantasising about dieing in a heroic sacrifice during a zombie apocalypse (ala L4D), I will have to go with "Just watch, I'm gonna give you the show of my life, kid" before promptly running off to set up some explosives or some-such.
In a more likely scenario, in all likelihood my last words will be "huh, looks like the athiest were right anyway."
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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Feb 20, 2011
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'It was worth it' after getting my friends to film me doing something awesome for the purposes of YouTube, like trying to slingshot myself across the path of a speeding train.
 

mcattack92

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Feb 2, 2011
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Atleast I don't have to deal with your crap anymore, world. P.S, I left a roast in the oven, please don't let it burn.
 

Vault101

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Sep 26, 2010
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I think being realistic:

"....hhh....h...h..*gasp*..help..mmeee *gasp*....*veavy breathing/convolsing"
 

Dingo John

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Some Hot Rod reference...

"Hoobastank" or something. "Cool Beans!"

But it doesn't matter, becasue I will be alone when I die. I have decided, long ago, that when I get so old that I know death is coming (old people can feel that stuff you know) I will use all my money to go to Kenya and into the National Park and find me some lions. Then I'm gonna go toe-to-toe with one of the big males. Fistfighting with a huge lion. That's how I am going to die..

Damn I'm awesome. . wait, those could be my last words as I place a left hook in the face of the lion.