What will your last words be

[lokiduck]

"I don't want to die! I want to be alive!... or a cowboy!"

That is a really epic line my friend. XD Would you mind if I borrow it when i guy. I give you credit and everything XD

It's actually a quote from Caboose from Red Vs Blue...

Oh yeah XD I forgot.

 

[lokiduck]

Most realisticly, the last line I will say and will actually happen will be "I'm not poking you." *falcon punched to death*

 

[Akimbo_Slice]

Even if im with my family, im gonna say "I'll see you in hell"

 

[lokiduck]

Let's see... There's so many.

"Rosebud"

"All those lives I saved up on Mario and Sonic. Do they count for nothing?"

"Best Death Ever"

"I need a holiday."

"If I see you again, I'll kill you!"

"Can you tell that hoody to leave."

"Did you know he could do that?"

"It took hundreds to kill me but I killed humans by the thousands. I am sublime!!! I am the true face of evil!!!!"

"You know when grown-ups tell you everything's gonna be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?"
"Yes"
"Everything's gonna be fine!"

"Damn, I wish i'd written my will down."

"Damn nature you scary."

"All my life I don't think I've ever acted my age. Too bad i'll have nailed it when i'm dead."

"Rest, at last."

"I hear the darkside has cookies."

"I'm coming Dobby."

"You be good. I love you."

"ARTHUR DENT!!!"

"Bring that chair, there's going to be a long wait, 150000 have already died today."

"Scotty, Beam me up!"

"Quick, OPEN THE WATCH!"

"There's one bullet in that revolver..."

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

"Life? Don't talk to me about life!"

"Belgium!"

"And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!"

"I hope being morally evil in a video game doesn't count."

"Funeral? I'd love to go but I can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit."

"Save me Barry!"

"Haha who's laughing now?"


I'm going to have to stop there otherwise i'll be here all night.

Got to love those Hitchhiker Quotes :3 XD

 

[Luthir Fontaine]

humming the game over theme from mario

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

"There is another Skywalker..."

Or

"The secret treasure is hidden in...." *die*

 

[deserteagleeye]

"I'll be in your dreams..." interpret it how you will.
Oh and "And I'll get to tend the rabbi-"

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Mmm, some off the top o' my head:

"NOOOOOO--"

"Game Over. Continue? Y/N"

"Finally."

"I'll see you in hell." *insert victory face here*

And, more jokingly:

"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOORR--" *dies*

 

[kasperbbs]

I'll be back! I wonder how many people already ninja'd me.

 

[DOOM GUY]

"Well, this sucks"...*dies*

 

[vanguard135]

This thread needs more RvB quotes
"I'm a ghost. BOO, mother fucker!"

"I don't want to live in a world without big explosions!"

"Fuck it I'm running."

"Buenos días, cockbites. Guess who's back?"

"I hope you brought your wallet... 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance!"

"What's your zombie plan?"

"For as long as I can remember, I've been lied to, taken advantage of, shot in the back, and left for dead. And now, I have a way out of all of this. What in the hell, makes you think, that I'm going to ask for it?"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"I don't want to go."​

"Why didn't I watch Doctor Who?!?!?!!!"

 

[Conf]

"but... who's the world going to revolve around now?"
-Tim Minchin

 

[Mareon]

Concidering my umm... curiosity, my last words will most likely be: "IT DIDN't FUCKING WORK!!!"

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I'll take a page from Groucho Marx. "Die? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!"

Edit: Actually, I think I'll take a page from my favorite show. "It's always the women."

 

[Spade Lead]

"Damn you, Tighe Bodalla!"

A Million Dark Side points if you know what game Tighe Bodalla is from, *Hintedy Hint Hint*It's a Star Wars game (And yes, he was named by the Programmers)

 

[MaxwellMurder]

mine is "This is the part where god kills me" I'll go out on a Portal 2 reference

 

[Hamish Durie]

Mine would be 'Bury me with my money.'

 

[WorldFree55]

...What the hell was that all about? *dies*

 

[Mehtevas]

"Shema Yisrael Adonai Eloheinu Adonai Echad" or "Hear, O Israel! The Lord is our God! The Lord is One!" The last words of any self respecting Jew.