What would be the most absurd 'gritty reboot' imaginable?

[munsterman]

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/6/9/17269.jpg?v=1
this would be fun.

I would play the crap out of this game

 

[Dr. wonderful]

The smurfs

Seriously imagine that

Already been done for Ya: http://img.moonbuggy.org/smurfs-hardcore/

How about My life as a teenage robot?

 

[Antidrall]

Clash at Demonhead. They'd make it a gears of war rip off with no humor.

 

[Vault101]

Banjo kazooie...you know what? I think I'd prefer that to Nuts n bolts

 

[ckam]

Mr. Rogers?

 

[EcHoFiiVe]

Little Big Planet.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Imma say Kirby....trying to imagine how they'd explain anything about Kirby and his world would be very frightening.......I believe there will be Brawl came close and go it right somewhat in how Kirby was pretty much Hannibal Lecter

 

[cthulhumythos]

[HEADING=1]kirby[/HEADING]
I think this wins the thread.

Spoiler: BEHOLD!

the future of kirby

 

[Jack Cheal]

i reckon someone needs to do a gritty reboot of something like its a wonderful life
just to give a massive two fingers to god and his puny "holidays"

 

[Jack Cheal]

How about a gritty reboot of Mickey Mouse, yeah I can totally see it working.

Nothing could possibly go wrong!

 

[Variable X]

And if there was any way to create something in an awesome gritty reboot way, I would definitely say Mega Man X. No, not Mega Man, I'm talking Mega Man X.

Maverick Hunter X kinda was that. Was a good game though.

Hmm, lets see. World of Warcraft, except everyone is a deathknight and it only has three colors: black, gray, and brown. Left 4 Dead, where none of the survivors make jokes or even talk, and is rendered using the unreal engine.

Oh! How about this? Star Fox. You play as Robert "Fox" McCloud, a promising jet pilot in the war in somewhere-in-the-mid-east-istan who, after witnessing the bombing of thousands of innocents and hearing the news of his father's death, begins to slip into depression and delusion. In his fragile mental state, he develops a coping mechanism, seeing everyone as talking animals, including himself. Gameplay would randomly shift back and forth between his deluded mind and the real world.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I would saaaaaaay........Half Life???

 

[lovest harding]

Undeniably horrifying, a world made of robots.

It's called American McGee's Scrapland.

Spoiler

 

[Mercsenary]

Mega Man

 

[Azaraxzealot]

My Little Pony...
actually, that could be awesome if they just gave them gorier powers

 

[TrevorGruen]

what if they made a zelda game where instead of collecting bows and swords and bombs you were collecting shotguns, weed, and tactical nukes?

 

[William Dickbringer]

A Max Payne/Sin City style reboot of Mario or Pokemon with intense violence, guns, sexual references, and drugs.

hmmm ever hear of there will be brawl it's kinda what you're looking for

 

[knight steel]

The smurfs

Seriously imagine that

Already been done for Ya: http://img.moonbuggy.org/smurfs-hardcore/

How about My life as a teenage robot?

That picture is so hot.......what can't a man be sexually attracted to cartoon robots?

 

[knight steel]

Dora the Explorer?

Oh you don't say........

 

[iamthelizardqueen88]

Pokemon

You're already capturing wild animals and forcing them to fight eachother, the change to gritty hyperviolence would only be a stylistic one.

Haha you should youtube "Pokemon: Apocalypse live action trailer" its a fan made gritty Pokemon trailer

OT: I was gonna say "The Wizard of Oz" but on second thought that could actually be good so my vote is for "Sleeping Beauty" and "Snow White and the seven dwarfs"