What would be your Fatality?

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blue heartless

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Tear off lower jaw and use it as a primitive tool to dig out my opponent's heart.

Nothing like getting down and dirty.
 

RatRace123

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Rip them apart with my bare hands and then cannibalize the remains.

I get extremely vicous when I fight.
 

The_Blue_Rider

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I would show them any of Dane Cooks performences it will be so unfunny they will start anti laughing (the polar opposite of laughter).
This anti-laughter being a fictional creation will also cause a laugh box to spring into existance. the unused laughter will build to critical levels so that next time they see someting even remotley funny they will laugh so hard that they start to choke, however the laughter cannot all fit through the mouth so it escapes through any exit it can find.
They will start spewing pure laughter (and blood) out of every orafice.
Pure laughter is highly infectious so on its way out it will infect everything in your body with deadly tumors.

thats pretty much it

yeah i know its stupid
 

Ocelot GT

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Bursting through someone's chest and spitting poison in their face during the 2 seconds before they die.
 

GraegoriHauss

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Scenario 1: I'd knee them in the crotch (male or female regardless, it hurts) at lightning speed until their head explodes.

Scenario 2: I use leet haxor skills to bring a satellite into a decaying orbit and subsequent atmospheric re-entry. The satellite will then crash-land right on top of the poor sap.

Scenario 3: A good ol' fashion curbstomp. Not very spectacular, but damn is it bloody.
 

Vigilantis

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Chain them up in my basement and let them starve to death while forced to watch Spiderman 3 repeatedly and listening to Barney music at the same time on loop.

Flawless Victory ....
 

brtshstel

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If it was an Animality from MK3, I would turn into a piranha-infested lake and eat all the tissue off of his bones. Slowly from the toes up to maximize pain.

Or, do you remember that part in the movie Fight Club with the chemical burn (I think it was lye he used)? I'm thinking something related to that.

What's point of a fatality unless it inflicts incredibly intense pain and agony?
 

Broady Brio

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Right punch to stomach. While they're bent down, knee-to-face. They start to crawl away, I kerb/curb stomp their head, exploding into a bloody red mess.
 

Cypher10110

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It would be quick, and leave no trace.
Something like a silent and invisible nuclear blast, burning them into ash in an instant and blowing it away on the wind. But it would be from the most powerful punch ever, and have a dramatic pause between punch and effect.

*Punch*
-pause-
*Wind blows ash away*
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
 

team star pug

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factualsquirrel said:
Greyfox105 said:
Hubilub said:
I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread.
You have failed this time.
As such, you must either commit suicide for being beaten, or evolve into ÜBERLUB.
But at least you now have someone to try and beat at fast typing.
I'm the guy that out-typed him, and I didn't actually try, I just clicked on this thread and posted.

I can't type that fast.
And I as the creater of this thread, SULUTE YOU, (singal tear drops, american flag appears)
 

FactualSquirrel

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team star pug said:
factualsquirrel said:
Greyfox105 said:
Hubilub said:
I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread.
You have failed this time.
As such, you must either commit suicide for being beaten, or evolve into ÜBERLUB.
But at least you now have someone to try and beat at fast typing.
I'm the guy that out-typed him, and I didn't actually try, I just clicked on this thread and posted.

I can't type that fast.
And I as the creater of this thread, SULUTE YOU, (singal tear drops, american flag appears)
thank you *salutes*.

It was a pretty good thread.
 

rythter

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fedirko7 said:
rythter said:
I would put them in the total perspective vortex,and then walk away

p.s. if you know what that is I freaking salute you
It's from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. Zeeblebrox is put in it and realizes that he is the most important person in the universe and is then led away by the disembodied voice. you're welcome.

OT/ While they're dazed, i would go in for the final blow, then explode. i would be back in the real world and leave my enemy stuck in that one room for the rest of eternity
its beeblebrox