What would be your Fatality?

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ottenni

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Beat them to death with a spoon, again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again. And again.
 

orangebandguy

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I'd impale them with a motor bike. Straight through the chest. And then spin round and throw them into a wall where they explode.
 

Caliostro

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Depends.

If using bare hands I'm quite partial to picking them up and ripping them in half. God of War/Prototype style (ripping vertically though, not horizontally like Kratos). It's simple, brutal and sends the message loud and clear: You're next.

Another option would be to tackle them down and start ripping them to shreads with my hands/teeth, inspired in L4D's Hunter or those two scenes in Neon Genesis Evangelion (if you've seen it, you know what I mean). There's something cathartic about the complete berserker mode.

If using a sword or scythe, then I like the idea of turning it upside down, sticking it in their stomach, then turning around and using my own shoulder as a lever to cut them in two, with possibility of upwards projection and gory shower.
 

Soxafloppin

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Hubilub said:
I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread about my enemy, saying that he/she sucks.

My enemy will be so humiliated that he/she commits suicide
HARA-KIRI (In MK terms)

Il just knick scorpies toasty.
 

Tiny116

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Mine would be throwing a sheep at them which then explodes and calling "Fatality" in a high pitched voice as the opponent died
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Oh, wait thats Worms XD
 

Kazasu

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I would play a lute (fourth course, might as well stick to the classics). The dreadfully sharp sound from the lute would cause the opponent's well placed shadow to rise from the ground, becoming a blob of insidiously spherical blackness. Then the shadow would overcome the opponent, who would soon be dragged back to the ground, reacting as a shadow but unable to change the events of the current world.
 

Joey245

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Put headphones on their heads, and play a Jonas Brothers CD yuk yuk yuk...

Okay, seriously, I would tear their arms out of their sockets and beat them to death with their own arms. Then plant a high powered grenade in their stomach, then run.

Other ideas:
 

Shoggoth2588

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Fatality 1: I will loosely bind my opponent in razor-wire, in a sort of shibari style then pull said wire which should cause much blood and dismemberment.

Fatality 2: Highly corrosive vomit a-la, The Fly

Friendship: A Dance Dance Revolution machine falls from the sky, Butterfly comes on and I dance
 

irishdelinquent

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I would probably have them come at me with a banana...then I throw a planet at them.

...oh, and I'd eat the banana afterwards, thus disarming them.
 

mechanixis

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A dozen razor-sharp spider-like mechanical limbs would sprout from my back, lift them into the air, and flay them apart.
 

Noxshadow

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dukethepcdr said:
How about a weapon that when it strikes a living creature, all the connections between its brain and its muscles are reversed. That way, when the brain tells a muscle to contract, for example, it expands instead. The effect would be fairly quick but would take over the body gradually starting from the extremities inward. That way, the creature flails about uncontrollably until the effect reaches their heart when then starts pumping backwards. Also their lungs would work backwards and they'd breathe out when they needed to breathe in. That would suck all the oxygen carrying blood back out of where its supposed to go. The creature would then suffocate and die even though it wasn't being smothered by anything.
I hate to be the person who says that this is impossible, but this is impossible. Muscles cannot expand. They can only contract and relax.
 

Dr. Awesome Face

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Aunel said:
death by bass solo.

and my amp works on plasma, and my strings are made out of the intestines of god.
That's how I'd want to go out.

Mine would be to put some headphones on their ears and make them listen to Coldplay until they go into suicidal despair. Then I would stop them from killing themselves and nurse them back to health and get them off drugs. The when my opponent is finally able to get over his or her experience, I will shove them. They will be sad and start crying. Then I will rip out their spine and shove it down their throat and eat their internal organs and stab them with their own femur. After they are dead I will cut them up Dexter-style and hide their body in the river. (I have a lot of anger)

Actually that would take a really long time and nobody would want to sit through that more than once just to perform a fatality. How about I kick them in the balls so hard their brain switches places with their left middle toe.
 

Numb1lp

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TheNamlessGuy said:
I would...
Feed them cheese until they explode of over-eating.

Monty Python style
"Thin mint, sir?"

Oh yeah, and I would just ask them nicely to cease living... AND THEY WOULD!!!
 

MDSnowman

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Farting a noxious gas that strips the flesh from their body before eventually turning them into a bundle of bones, and bubbling tissue.