What would be your weapon in a zombie apocalypse?

[RADEOCIDE]

I've always wondered what people would use if there was ever an epidemic that turned the living into the walking dead. Guns, most would say, but maybe others have different, every day use tools that can serve as their weapon of choice.

 

[Aunel]

chainsaw... I have mine ready in the shed.
and next to it my axe

and if that fails, a big speaker and some Heavy Metal!

 

[Iron Mal]

Hand me my Hurling stick, it's the one that has 'bad ************' written on it.

Failing that I'd want either a machette or a good old fashioned steel/iron pipe.

 

[Armored Prayer]

A shotgun. It'll come in handy.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Bear hands.
Because Bullets are too slow.
and Bare hands are useless.

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

Zombie repellent. One spray keeps the zombies away....PERMANENTLY.

 

[iJosh]

BFG 9000 Epic win

Oh and P.S, Thought zombie apocalypse threads died?

 

[fix-the-spade]

I choose petrol station an matches!

I think there's be enough explosive fumes about to really ruinsome Zombie's day.

Alternatively, logging jcb, what's not to love about a massive armoured Truck armed with multiple giant industrial chain saws.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Stairs. A zombie's worst enemy.

 

[Wadders]

A Ruger Mini-14

Spoiler

Small, portable, common and effective ammo, and they look cool

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

A sock full of quarters.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Obviously a vulcan minigun, then I could play Serious Sam.

and if that fails, a big speaker and some Heavy Metal!

It's not Heavy Metal you want.

 

[Inconnu24]

A crowbar. It's just so useful and quiet.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

My half-eaten prawn sandwiches from Morrisons.

 

[Emphraim]

Any weapon at all?

If it can be anything, I would pick the Gurren Langann.

If it needs to be a real weapon, I would pick shotgun.

 

[hamster mk 4]

A shovel.

It is useful for thrusting, bashing, and digging. Some would say a crow bar, but I don't want the zombies getting close enough for me to use a crowbar. Fire arms would probably attract more zombies and once the magazine is empty I don't trust my ability to reload under pressure.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

Gravity gun

 

[Aunel]

Obviously a vulcan minigun, then I could play Serious Sam.

and if that fails, a big speaker and some Heavy Metal!

It's not Heavy Metal you want.

that would kill me as well

 

[Duragorr]

A lobotomizer. (E-tool attached to a shotgun)

 

[Sevre]

Ka-fucking-Tana. You fools need ammo, I however will do with coffee.