It's an ununiform non-convex surface as well as the surface area would be too small to tolerate the size of the portal without interportal overlap, so the portal would reject the surface, just like it rejects dense metal and liquids.
Now THAT'S what I call a glory hole! Wait a minute though, if you shot the yellow portal into the back of your mouth, wouldn't your penis come out of your mouth head first? Inversed fellatio? I'm worried that someone, somewhere, probably gets off on that.ReservoirAngel said:Actually yeah, I'm gonna officially suggest this:
Yellow portal in mouth
Shoot blue portal at wall at waist height
Insert penis
???
Profit!
Yeah...I'm currently planning a permanent 2-way portal between my bedroom and my boyfriend's...I wish someone would hurry up and invent this damn thing!VanQQisH said:Now THAT'S what I call a glory hole!ReservoirAngel said:Actually yeah, I'm gonna officially suggest this:
Yellow portal in mouth
Shoot blue portal at wall at waist height
Insert penis
???
Profit!
Dammit, we are thinking about this way too much to be normal.
But... wouldn't that make your penis poke out of your mouth...?ReservoirAngel said:Actually yeah, I'm gonna officially suggest this:
Yellow portal in mouth
Shoot blue portal at wall at waist height
Insert penis
???
Profit!
It's not a fully-realised idea, there's some stuff to work out. But I'm willing to work at it to perfect this process!SoloStoffe said:But... wouldn't that make your penis poke out of your mouth...?ReservoirAngel said:Actually yeah, I'm gonna officially suggest this:
Yellow portal in mouth
Shoot blue portal at wall at waist height
Insert penis
???
Profit!
OH GOD THE HORROR
Totally off topic but that is a truly fucking epic profile picture. Sorry, had to say that.connall said:I know this is a really odd but portal 2 is coming out in a couple of days so it is kind of topical.... Yeah lets go with that so I wondered some really odd questions, so what do you think would happen.
It would work if you put your mouth to a portal that was on a wall.VanQQisH said:Now THAT'S what I call a glory hole! Wait a minute though, if you shot the yellow portal into the back of your mouth, wouldn't your penis come out of your mouth head first? Inversed fellatio? I'm worried that someone, somewhere, probably gets off on that.ReservoirAngel said:Actually yeah, I'm gonna officially suggest this:
Yellow portal in mouth
Shoot blue portal at wall at waist height
Insert penis
???
Profit!
Dammit, we are thinking about this way too much to be normal.
Thank you very much.jawakiller said:Totally off topic but that is a truly fucking epic profile picture. Sorry, had to say that.connall said:I know this is a really odd but portal 2 is coming out in a couple of days so it is kind of topical.... Yeah lets go with that so I wondered some really odd questions, so what do you think would happen.
your avatar is hilarious, im setting it as my college computer background right nowconnall said:I know this is a really odd but portal 2 is coming out in a couple of days so it is kind of topical.... Yeah lets go with that so I wondered some really odd questions, so what do you think would happen.