Oh god...
My mind? I imagine it would be like the most confusing movie ever made. See, I have a lot of different, sometimes conflicting, outlooks on life. I like a whole range of media, and have a bunch of different interests and random knowledge.
So, the first ten minutes would be like a scene from Black Hawk Down, with carnage and war. Then, randomly, 19th century (read: evil) Spike and Angel begin to fight off an angry mob. They proceed to kick tons of ass as a certain talking lion causes the ground to split apart as he sings about how he's going to be "king undisputed, respected, saluted" accompanied by hyena background singers. Mid-song, Commander Shepard punches said lion and says he's "tired of his snide insinuations". Then, suddenly, sex. Just a whole heap of sex, everywhere. All this is set to music. Everything from Johnny Cash to Taylor Swift to Alestorm to Metallica.
Spend too long in my mind, and you could go stark raving mad.