What would X do?

[Professor James]

Choose any video game character and describe what they would do in the following situations.

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.

5. rob a bank

6-8 survive the zombie/robot/alien apocalypse

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Kratos
1) Murder the mugger
2) Destroy the car with his bare hands and just go by foot
3) Murder the begger
4) Murder the mysterious man

 

[Fr]anc[is]

Gordon Freeman

Spoiler: 1

Spoiler: 2

Spoiler: 3

Spoiler: 4

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

anc[is]Gordon Freeman

Spoiler: 1

Spoiler: 2

Spoiler: 3

Spoiler: 4

Okay, you win.
Laharl

1. Kill the guy.

2. Call a tow truck then kill the guy for being too slow.

3. Kill the guy.

4. Destroy the hospital.

 

[Urgh76]

Link

1. STAB

2.bomb the car

3. STAB

4. Stand there, look for pots and rocks to break for money, and never say a word to him despite his curiosity

 

[drbarno]

Pokemon trainer

1. Battle him with pokemon
2. the trainer flys everywhere. he has no need for cars
3. Battle him with pokemon
4. Battle him with pokemon

 

[TundraWolf]

Ethan Mars from Heavy Rain:

1. Ask him if he'd seen Jason.
2. Start running down the street, yelling "Jason!"
3. Ask him if he'd seen Jason.
4. Jump out of the bed, rush up to the mysterious man, and ask him if he'd seen Jason.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Commander Shepard (renegade version)

1. "You call that mugging? THIS IS MUGGING" *Power punch*

2. "Joker why the fuck am i driving?"

3. *POWER PUNCH*

4. THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE BUT WITH ROBOTS?!

 

[MCDeltaT]

Guy from QWOP

1. Fall over
2. Fall over
3. Fall over
4. Fall over backwards

 

[Shirokurou]

Big Boss
1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
CQC his ass and lecture him about his weapons

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
Fly with the Fulton recovery baloon

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
Beggar on sidewalk?

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
!

 

[Totenkopf]

Dante (Devil May Cry)

1. Karate-kick the gun out of the mugger's hand, then watch the mugger run for his life
2. Fuel the car with his demonic piss
3. Give some of the money he has with him
4. Confront the mysterious man, "What the hell is going on here?!"

 

[theheroofaction]

Just to be ironic, I'm going to use a character named x

X-from the megaman x series.
shoot him, somehow absorb his mugging power
Realize he can teleport
do nothing
N/A

 

[pspman45]

Pac Man:
1. eat the mugger
2. eat the car
3. eat the beggar
4. eat the hospital

 

[Neverhoodian]

The Master Chief:

1. Shoot the guy with an assault rifle.
2. Wouldn't happen. Warthogs never run out of gas in the Halo games.
3. Briefly reflect on how his life is so radically different from the beggar's before moving on (the mission always takes priority).
4. Spring up and cripple/kill the guy within two seconds. John overpowered a squad of ODSTs in hand-to-hand combat once, one man won't be a problem in the slightest.

 

[RollForInitiative]

Prinny, my avatar.

1. Explode
2. Explode?
3. Explode
4. What happened d00d? Explode!!

 

[Shirokurou]

This is fun...

Dante.

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
"You have got to be kidding me... Fine, let's dance." ass-kicking insues

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
Push it with 4 repeated Stingers, get bored and walk.

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
"Well hey my DmC redesign. I suppose I could spare you some red souls."

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
"Well this is convenient, cause I was just about the send you to the hospital anyway!"

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

The Malkavian PC from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

1. Laugh maniacly, then enjoy the free blood.

Spoiler: 2.

2. Wonder how Cain took such a big hit to his mystique.

3. Say something seemingly nonsensical. Possibly drink blood.

4. Question the voices in their head on how to continue while completely ignoring the gravity of the situation.

Guy from QWOP

1. Fall over
2. Fall over
3. Fall over
4. Fall over backwards

Thanks man, that gave me a good laugh.

 

[Shirokurou]

Gabriel Belmont

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
Deadpan expression while remembering the Chupacabras. Then whip it.

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
Destroy the car. Cause Gabriel Belmont always kills everything he rides (including Pan and his wife)

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
Whip some candles and walls and give him a pork chop.

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
"Hey, Zobek... Is this the secret ending? "

 

[Twilight_guy]

Link

1. roll forward, stab the guy
2. Get out, grab horse whistle and blow, proceed on horseback
3. Give him a rupee
4. jump out of bed, get out sword and proceed to fight him while boss music plays

 

[Shirokurou]

A Helghast.

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
Get brutal meleed

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
Be happy it didn't explode.

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
On any other day he'd shoot him. But today's Friday, so give him some money.

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
Be happy he's in a hospital and not dead.