What would X do?

[Zaik]

Commander Shepard:

Spoiler: 1

Spoiler: 2

Spoiler: 3

Spoiler: 4

 

[The Geek Lord]

Hito-Shura... Otherwise known as Demi-Fiend, and otherwise known as the main character of Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.

1. Summon his demons and kick the muggers ass. Hito-Shura's taken multiple bullets to the face before.

2. Walk.

3. Say "Fuck off" and then the beggar attacks him so he has to summon his demons and kick the beggars ass.

4. Say "Oh mother fucker, not again."

5. Hito-Shura doesn't rob banks.

6-8. Wreck everyone's shit.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

Samus Aran

1) Armadilo strategy! (Morph Ball). Bullet gets deflected off of the protective outer layer, and the Power Bomb explodes his face off. Then she'd take off her helmet and shake out her hair dramatically. No reason why.

2) Call in her spaceship.

3) She'd give them some space credits, and they'd remark, "Sheesh, I just wanted some pocket change..."

4) SUPER FAST WALL-BREAKING SPEED RUN OUT OF THERE!

5) Yeah, she could do that no problem.

6) SPACE JUMP BEECHEZ!

 

[Bloodstain]

Max Payne:

1 - He would make a few gritty metaphors, jump to the side in bullet time and shoot him.
2 - Make a few gritty metaphors and walk.
3 - Make a few metaphors, comparing himself to the beggar, then go on walking.
4 - Make a few metaphors, insult the mysterious man, get beaten up, escape.
5 - Everything in bullet time. Make metaphors á la "putting other peoples' dreams in my bag" when putting money in there.
6/7/8 - Metaphors, unveil the conspiracy, kill everyone involved.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Scorpion

Mugger:

Throw spear into his chest, yell "GET OVER HERE!", uppercut him and set him on fire.

Car out of gas:

Throw spear into car, yell "GET OVER HERE!", uppercut it and set it on fire.
Beggar:

Throw spear into beggar, yell "GET OVER HERE!", uppercut him and set him on fire.

Wake up in Hospital with scary man in corner:

Throw spear into strange man, yell "GET OVER HERE!", uppercut him and set him on fire.
Then, throw spear into hospital, yell "GET OVER HERE!", uppercut it and set it on fire.

Rob a bank:

Throw spear into bank, yell "GET OVER HERE!", uppercut it and set it on fire.

Zombie Apocalypse:

Throw spear into zombie, yell "GET OVER HERE!", uppercut him and set him on fire.
Rinse and repeat.
What? Were you expecting him to do anything besides throw spears into things, uppercut them and set them on fire?

 

[Disturbed-Hell]

Xan Kriegor (Unreal Tournament 2004)

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
Man gets decapitated before he can realise his mistake

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
He's driving a tank that runs on fuel cells that don't loose their charge

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
"Do i *LOOK* like i keep money on me??"

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
Leave. If the man does anyting to stop him, the room gets a new blood-red paintjob

 

[Totenkopf]

Choose any video game character and describe what they would do in the following situations.

Alex Mercer (Prototype)

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun

1. Consume mugger

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas

2. Throw car at soldiers, jump into the air, hijack helicopter, fly away

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk

3. Consume beggar

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.

4. Consume mysterious man, leave

5. rob a bank

5. Kill everyone in the bank with devastator attack, spend EP on additional abilities

6-8 survive the zombie/robot/alien apocalypse

6-8. Kill and / or consume the zombies/robots/aliens